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GREENSPARKLET
i dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of me anymore becuse everyone is an ass that will eventully talk shit about me behind my back even if you know nothing about me.
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Guys Need To Know...
Guys Need To Know
Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like you do.
DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.
Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER. (Even if it is on the phone...don't make your girl feel like she is invisible...Not cool and NOT good)
NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.
Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
NEVER in your life blow her off to hang out with your friends. In case you havent noticed she blows off her FRIENDS to hang out with YOU. If you know you dont have anything to do and you know she wants to see you..GO SEE HER! when you blow her off it makes her feel like she is less important to you than your friends are. If your friends are more important to you then you're a dumbass and should let her know before you hurt her anymore.
Include her in things you do. Introduce her to your friends and family and take her along when you go out with them. That way she doesnt feel disregarded or left out.
NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)
Girls Need To Know...
Girls Need To Know
Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because they do.
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IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!
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They don't care if you talk to other guys.
They don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to them, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing them, yeah, it pisses them off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that there still there.
They don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning they do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when they hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood there in.
LET THEM PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
"We enjoy doing it".
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
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don't flirt with guys when were not with you.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.
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Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Adam Brody is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
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"Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT"
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
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