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Words to live by:

Posted March 12, 2007

#1 - Prunes are a natural laxitive.

#2 - Never do the Waltz with a seasick badger.

#3 - Violence is NOT the answer............sometimes.

#4 - It's not a very good idea to juggle flaming geese in a casino during a power outage.

#5 - Get a purevolume! MySpace is for geeks with no real lives, and online predators.

#6 - When in doubt, scream "Trigganometry!" at the top of your lungs.

#7 - If someone ever calls you asking for Eduardo, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY!

#8 - Buy some golashes, they're all the rage.

#9 - If you wan't to live a long life, don't mess with Chuck Norris.

#10 - Grow a beard, be somebody

#11 - Press Alt and F4 simultaneously. (at the same time)