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Tips For The Mildly Ugly
Posted February 21 | 2 Comments
1. Hang Around People Uglier Than You( if that is possible) This Will Create The Illusion That You Aren't As Ugly As You Really Are THATS All The Advice I Have. P.S For All of You Who Are Justin Timberlake Ugly There Is NO FREAKIN HOPE YOU ARE DOOMED TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE AND DIE ALONE! read more
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THESE WICKED AWESOME BANDS
Posted July 16 | 1 Comments
1 The Fold 2 Five Iron Frenzy 3 Underoath 4 Sanctus Real 5 Mae 6 Run Kid Run 7 Wavorly 8 Demon Hunter 9 Anberlin 10 As Cities Burn Also, be sure to check out my own band at www.purevolume.com/nosuchsolitude read more
Words to live by:
Posted March 12 | Leave a Comment
#1 - Prunes are a natural laxitive. #2 - Never do the Waltz with a seasick badger. #3 - Violence is NOT the answer............sometimes. #4 - It's not a very good idea to juggle flaming geese in a casino during a power outage. #5 - Get a purevolume! MySpace is for geeks with no real lives, and online predators. #6 - When in doubt, scream "Trigganometry!" at the top of your lungs. #7 - If someone ever calls you asking for Eduardo, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY! #8 - Buy some golashes, they're all… read more
I heart cheese wheels with pretty ribbons attatched to thy wheels of cheesiness. (fairy tale)
Posted November 23 | Leave a Comment
watta you lookin at? once upon a time in portland, oregami there was a happy lad named Ruliopstefnenstienmen. He was pretty. lalalalalalalalala. lala ha . hello world. cheese rocks . hi. I AM CHEESE INCARNATE. well that dude i was talkin bout ate some truffles and then went to salivate while viewing hippos in an underground cheese wheel facility. the hippo had a name. i dont really care what it was. STOP LAUGHING AT ME! peace out. read more
