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GORDON77
Age: 18
Location: Portland,Oregomi
Joined On: Sep 20, 2006
Occupation: pez collector
Website: www.purevolume.com/listeners...
This is your lucky day! you have just stumbled upon the most entertaining, stupid, and physically/mentally//emotionally challenged Purevolume in the history of guacamole fondue.........EVER. be sure to check out my fav. arists and my nifty little fairy tale that I slapped together (litterally) just for you... that's right JUST FOR YOU! isn't this exciting! well... Happy Birthday!!!
Tips For The Mildly Ugly
1. Hang Around People Uglier Than You( if that is possible) This Will Create The Illusion That You Aren't As Ugly As You Really Are THATS All The Advice I Have. P.S For All of You Who Are Justin Timberlake Ugly There Is NO FREAKIN HOPE YOU ARE DOOMED TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE AND DIE ALONE!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THESE WICKED AWESOME BANDS
1 The Fold
2 Five Iron Frenzy
3 Underoath
4 Sanctus Real
5 Mae
6 Run Kid Run
7 Wavorly
8 Demon Hunter
9 Anberlin
10 As Cities Burn
Also, be sure to check out my own band at www.purevolume.com/nosuchsolitude
Words to live by:
#1 - Prunes are a natural laxitive.
#2 - Never do the Waltz with a seasick badger.
#3 - Violence is NOT the answer............sometimes.
#4 - It's not a very good idea to juggle flaming geese in a casino during a power outage.
#5 - Get a purevolume! MySpace is for geeks with no real lives, and online predators.
#6 - When in doubt, scream "Trigganometry!" at the top of your lungs.
#7 - If someone ever calls you asking for Eduardo, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY!
#8 - Buy some golashes, they're all the rage.
#9 - If you wan't to live a long life, don't mess with Chuck Norris.
#10 - Grow a beard, be somebody
#11 - Press Alt and F4 simultaneously. (at the same time)
I heart cheese wheels with pretty ribbons attatched to thy wheels of cheesiness. (fairy tale)
watta you lookin at?
once upon a time in portland, oregami there was a happy lad named Ruliopstefnenstienmen. He was pretty. lalalalalalalalala. lala ha . hello world. cheese rocks . hi. I AM CHEESE INCARNATE.
well that dude i was talkin bout ate some truffles and then went to salivate while viewing hippos in an underground cheese wheel facility. the hippo had a name. i dont really care what it was. STOP LAUGHING AT ME! peace out.
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posted 2 week ago
huevo dc
Hi. The guys from Difunta Correa just wanted to say hi.
Check out our page at
www.purevolume.com/difunta_correa let us know what you
think. If you like, add me to your Friends and Add
DIFUNTA_CORREA to your Favorite Artist! thanks
posted Mar 13
UOFREAK
I saw you ask As Cities Burn why they didn\'t switch
from Solid State to Tooth and Nail. Actually Tooth and
Nail owns Solid State and BEC records... BEC and Solid
State are just different branches. SS is more for metal
bands and BEC is more for softer Christian music...
posted Jul 25
karpenter's kids
thanks....can you tell that I\'m wearing a wig? ;)
posted Jul 08
arthurfake160
I New Brazillians Rock Band FAKE 160
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posted Jul 01
adrienne_is_sweet
haha hey ummm....who is this??? do i know you maybe????
or you justrandomly stumbled on my purevolume page : )
its cool if you did ummm..... i\'m adrienne and you
are??????
posted Mar 02
DrumsAreLoud
your crazy. its cool
posted Feb 28
Mcloud183
Hi , check out our new CD at
com/forsakenat. Add us if u like what u hear!
posted Sep 28