FRIENDS(BORED+MATCHES)=ANGRY HORNY LESBIANS
Posted December 2, 2007
HEY PEEPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo diggity! im so tired. I had a strange day. WANNA KNOW HOW IT WENT?!?!?!?! no you dont.....YOU DO =D ?!?!? are you sure?? YES!!!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i was hangin out wit my friends and we were really bored so we dicided that we were gonna hang out in the back yard off some place that we didnt know and didint care to know. we were all like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN SOME ONE GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA TO SET A PILE OF LEAVES ON FIRE!!!!! it was great. then all my guy friends tried to put the fire out by peeing out it. it didnt work. ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! there I was, laughing my ass off while my guy friend urinate on fire when this big angry lady comes out from inside the house. she yells at us and threatends to call the cops and all the sprinkled coverd shit. AND SHE TURNS TO ONE OF MY GIRL FRIENDS 9GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!) AND SAYS (AND SAYS!!!!!!) HEY YOUR CUTE, WANNA COME IN? .........................................
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NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ jk jk. any way, the lady was ugly scary and looks like she hasnt shaved her face OR ger chest in a year or two.we ran out of that place as fast as possible.my friend will be scarred for life, but hey at least she will have a heart warming story to tell the grandchildren. I can picture it now. my friend sitting around thee fire, knitting a 3 armed sweater for her mutated grandchild, while sharing a lovely story about getting his on by lesbos over a cool glass of vodka near an open fire.brings a tear to my eye ^_^.
ANYWAYS!!!! gots to go!!!
I love you all lke dead gold fish!!!
PEACE BITCHES!
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