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"you make me want to write gay porn."

First of all, yes, I DID say that someone made me want to write gay porn yesterday. You know you wish you were that cool.

Well, seeing that I only have 84 "favorite artists" give or take a few that didn't have purevolume pages, I guess it's about time I started searching for more bands to like. I mean, sure I like an odd song or so by a band, but I don't see the point of adding them as a favorite if I don't think I'll like all of their music.

Holy crap, three lines in and I already stopped making sense! Good thing I'm only blogging to take up space. I hate that whole "fakeasamannequin has led an uneventful life" bullshit. My life is as eventful as anyone else's! Actually, probably more eventful than most, considering recent events. But I won't go into that.

Hm, maybe I should introduce myself, should anyone be reading this.

My name is Jill, I'm fifteen, and I live in Michigan. That's the only location you'll get out of me, though, suckas! I go to a preppy little "rich people" school that nobody likes (not even myself, but it's there with a dresscode or a Catholic school with a uniform. You figure it out.). I hate most of my grademates and hang out with mainly the "theatre geeks." Or the anime club, even though I kind of hate anime. Then there's my best friend ever who doesn't fit the label of either group and I adore her beyond belief. I love sports more than you'd expect, but I kind of suck at most of them. I like to read and write, but I never seem to have normal of either. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author, which makes my mother think I'm deranged. I let one of my friends read the beginning of a story I'm writing, and she got freaked out and didn't finish it. I guess that describes my "style" well enough to all you stalkers out there. Uh, I'll throw "I don't eat meat" in right here.

I don't like easy listening music or country. They grate on my nerves because they're too slow and don't keep my A.D.D. mind interested. I hate love songs because I'm losing faith in love more and more every day. My favorite music usually has a fast tempo and a lot of drums. If you stick a bass solo in there, though, I'll f*cking love you forever; the bass doesn't get enough attention, after all. Um...if the song is ALL screaming and no vocals whatsoever, I'll probably pass it up. All that screaming overrides the MUSIC, people! I want to hear the rhythm, not the sound of vocal chords snapping. A little screaming here and there is wonderful, though. If it fits, that is.

That's enough ranting/rambling/whatever the hell you want to call that. I feel like I'm f*cking myspacing or something, so let's finish it like a myspace bio.

Wanna chat?
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