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my name is freddy, i think? wait no....LAUREN, yeah thats right! I'M a like a million years old and have a dog named spencer(that really is true!)
i like to chill and i don't usally sleep. i think the reason why i don't sleep is b/c i have ADD. the reason i'm telling you i can't sleep is b/c it's like 2:00 in the morning right now and i can't sleep so i'm doing this.
UMM wut else? there might be a bunch of typos b/c i can't spell. i really really suck at spelling.
when i'm w/ the right ppl and in a good mood, i get hyper and it takes me awile to get un-hyper. if that makes any sence?
i get bored REALLY ezly(?). like seriously i constantly have to be on the go, always doing something to keep me occupied.
im really lazy too. which isn't good and i'm trying to get better at it though. i feel bad that i sleep in till 12:00 and stay in my pjs and watch spongebob all day when i ahve a HUGE pile of laundry to do and i need to feed myself real food, not chips and salsa or week old chesse cake. so i really am trying to get better at it! today(yesterday cus it's 2:13 now) i did my laundry!!!(today is 1/04/07) so yeah i'm improving.
umm my best freind is in NC and i think were growing apart. it's really sad cus i love her and we nvr see each other or talk anymore, cus there's nvr anything to talk about. so i really pray our relationship wld get better and we wldn't grow apart.
so i just realized everything i'm saying is commplanits and i have a great life so i'm gonna talk about the good things!
one very good thing is that jesus died and for our sins and three days later he was reserected! he saved my lazy soul, and he can save urs! no matter how much you trouble you get in or how far away you get from him he will ALWAYS be there to take you back and comfert you! his daddy the big man called."GOD" made this whole earth and you and me! not green goop or a marble, and we did not come from monkeys! and evolution is a peice of poop, b/c if you ask me things are not gettinng better! when you turn 40 you don't get skinnier and frimer, and better lookin! you get fat and wrinkly! also the earth itself! it used to be beautiful! in some areas it still is, but of it has seen better days! oh yeah the o zone layer deterating is deff getting better through time! BULL! now that i put in my 2cents about that i'm gonna talk about some more good things in my life
all of my parents love me and want the best for me...blaah blah blah, nvr mind, there great and
i love them. alright, now i'm knida tired, so im done w/ this thing.
I love him more than life!
umm, a poem from lauren.
umm...idk what to title this...you do it.
Why do you give me mercy?
why so much grace?
I never thought of my self as worthy of it
I never thought I was at the right pace
I have never done anything amazing, I have no passions
But yet you still love me, and care for me.
You still have compassion
I dont deserver this much, love , or this much grace
Especially from my creator, the one from above.
You say you have a plan for me,
but yet I dont succeed.
And you wont give up.
I thought by now you had enough.
I know now in order to succeed, to find my passion,
What you want me to be
I have to reach out and actually care.
The love you have for me is so rare.
No one has loved me this much,
No one has been this patient w/ me.
But you are, your everything, Ill ever be!
ehh...sick
so i've got the flu and it really really sucks. i wld really appreaciate ya'll prayers. not even kidding. just pray for me, that i wld get better. and i wld some tomato soup, shower soothers , and i want to leave my frikin house! so that wld be amazing. i don't like to complain or ask for stuff but it's been 5 days now! FIVE DAYS! i'm so done w/ being sick!!!!!!!! also does any body read my blogs? ive always wanted to know.
fun times w/ kait
so kait wrote this so when it says me it's really kati. lol.
Lauren and I's weekend together:
Friday Night:
*I get a cramp*
Me: OW OW OW!!!!! OW!!!!!!!!
Lauren: OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU OKAY!?! OMG IM SO SORRY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!
Me: UHHHHH.... WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, I HAD A BANANA FOR BREAKFAST?
-silence-
Lauren: ...what?
Me: I had a banana for breakfast, this shouldnt be happening.
Lauren: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Me: Bananas are supposed to help with cramps.
Lauren: Oh, well see if you would have told me that...
Me: I'm sorry I thought you knew
-ROFL-
Lauren: No it just sounded like you morphed two sentences together.
Me: -Rofl-
-ROFLLL-
Lauren: You're so random .Just like.... "omg this hurts.... I had a banana for breakfast."
hahaha
mk next one....
Today at the mall:
Lauren: OMGSH BROOK ASHLEYS! Lets go try on stuff we could never afford!!!
Me: Ok.
Lauren: uhhh.... $325?!?! I can't afford anything here!
-we leave-
Lauren: We should get some food.
Me: Yes. Lets buy a one dollar cookie and split it. Thats all we can afford.
Lauren: OMGSH IM SOO COLD!
Me:.... napkin?
- in the car-
Lauren: Uhhh. I hate those girls
Me: What girls?
Lauren: Straight hair, bang, jeans, tan, boobiness.
-ROFL-
Me: Uhh i hate cramps.
Lauren: This one time, i had such bad cramps, i stayed home from school and cried.............
I had pizza for dinner that night.
Me: WTH!?! What does that have to do with anything?
-ROFL-
Me: I'm like 5 x your size
Lauren: That would be like *sticks arms out* THAT BIG!!!!!!!
Lauren: *buys a pretzel dog* .... eww it isn't cooked all the way.
Exuse me, sir. Can I get a new one
MAN: ok, it'll be like 5 minutes.
Lauren: Ok.
-5 mins-
WOMAN: did you need something?
Lauren: Uhhh, ya..... the.... cheeeese....
WOMAN: *stares*
Lauren: .......... *hand motions* .... uh..... noo.... the......... uhh... DOG!
WOMAN: *walks away*
Me: -ROFL- WHAT?!?!.... *hand motions* UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!! ......... uhhh.............DOOOOG!!!!!!!!!
-WE BUY CANDY-
Me: Holy Crap, Lauren put something back!
Lauren: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: YES!
Lauren: =[ .... ok... GUM!
these names have been edited for their... protection?]
Me: So i deffanitely think "BETTY" and "AUSTIN" should go out.
Lauren: Ya defanitely. Like i seriously think they are gunna get married.
Me: Ya.
Lauren: Ya they'd have the cutest babies!
Me: Yah they' dbe all sweet, and beautiful, and skinyy, and.... shut up.
candy
so i was bored in geo and was eating candy and was inspired to write this poem:
i love candy, it's so dandy
they make them so handy
put it in ur pocket,
or send them up a rocket
keep some in the fridge,
later we can binge
candy makes great gifts
and give you that extra lift
give some to ur dad and keep some in ur pad(house perv)
give it to ur mom
and she'll think ur the bomb
all sorts of different flavors
so many you can savor
chocolate hard chewy
even some are gooey
vanilla, strawberry, peach
lets take some to the beach
now that you've had ur candy
go and share it w/ randy.
gangster song
it's not really gangster i just didn' know wut to call it.
so at church one nite(2/06/06) me and kati made up a rap and this is how it goes:
i pop my collar, i'm looking fine
all them ladies wishin they were mine
i wear aero, i'm like the phero
i'm the prince of the tennis courts!
i pop my collar, they all holler
and all the pretty girls scream,
"here comes the guy in the hollister jeans!"
all my teachers think i'm such a saucy knave,
but there're just jelous b/c i'm gonna be cool till grave!
everyone wishes they could play soccer like me, i'll give a secret,
it's all in the knees!
it's sopose to be about a preppy dude.
u_rnt_me
wowzers, i havent gotten on purevolume in years!!!!!!
well, to answer the question that you probably dont
even remember you asked me, no, i have never had a
boyfriend. no one is good enough yet...lol
posted Jun 25
SexDrugsMetal
hey im fime how about your self i wont be on line much
any more tho
posted Jun 18
K {[ a ]} T {[ e ]} R {[ i ]} N {[a]} 27
Thats what I said. O_o
posted May 20
K {[ a ]} T {[ e ]} R {[ i ]} N {[a]} 27
Yup. My friend hates him though which sucks. but I
think she likes him haha
posted May 20
K {[ a ]} T {[ e ]} R {[ i ]} N {[a]} 27
You marry him???? Haha no its going to be ME!!!!! haha.
And I know a lot of 27 year olds and they dont look as
good as him
posted May 20
K {[ a ]} T {[ e ]} R {[ i ]} N {[a]} 27
Dude I freakn was 2 feet away from Pete and I have a
pic I took at their concert Jan. 3. It came out
perfect.
posted May 19
southrnpimpcess817
WWWHHHHOOOOAAAA! wanna kno something really weird>>>>?
i went on matt\'s profile cuz i was gonna leave a
comment saying that i forgot that he had one and i
looked at his comments real fast and YOU left a comment
saying EXACTLY what i said in my head that i was gonna
post!!!!!!! weird huh?
posted Apr 28
Squid Muffin
Fine then perfect.
posted Apr 24