Posted November 17, 2007
My email to Elmo... 11/17/07
Michigan leads the series!! Correct? MICHIGAN has leads the NCAA with all time fanchise wins!!! Correct? MICHIGAN won't break up into anything! They will continue to win wars while that other team down south will keep trying to win battles! MICHIGAN will never fail. Never fail to win. Never go down. You can laugh. I can cry. But at the end of the day, MICHIGAN will prevail!! Why? Because we are the VICTORS! Victors do not lose. Victors do not cry. Victors do not give up. Victors Will win again. Will lose again. But a victor is a victor because he wins it all. Not the game, not the "championship" if we can even call it that anymore... But everything. The ultimate team. The ultimate force. You wanna talk smack? Girl, you do have no smack to talk!! You don't have no smack to talk! We are the Victors! You're NOT! Get over. Go cry under a pillow! Go into hibernation! The world will be a better place without you guys. You will not be missed! But we would. We are the ultimate. The VICTORS! YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO VISTORS? DO YA? You do! You know it! But won't show it! We say HAIL! HAIL TO THE VICTORS! HAIL TO THE ONES THAT FIGHT UNTIL IT'S OVER, NO MATTER WHAT THE SCORE IS. HAIL, TO THE MEN THAT SHOW UP WHEN THEY'RE EXPECTED TO AND BEAT DOWN YOUR SORRY BUTTS AT THE 2 MINUTE WARNING! HAIL, TO THE MAIZE AND BLUE!!! HAIL! HAIL TO THE VICTORS! HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN! THE TRUE, ALL TIME VICTORS! GIRL YOU BEST REPRESENT! REPRESENT THE VICTORS... THEY OWN YOU! THEY OWN YOU!!! THE VICTORS! YOU AINT GOT NONE... YOU AINT GOT NONE! SO COME GET SOME... GET SOME GIRL... DRIVE 5 HRS NORTH STRAIT TO ANN ARBOR. STRAIT TO 107,501. EVERY TIME. 200 FOLD BABY! 200 FOLD!! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT! YOU CAN'T TOUCH US! WHO ARE WE? WE'RE THE VICTORS! THE MAIZE N BLUE! THE BEST! AN' WE'RE COMIN' AT'CHA! @@@ CHA! SO EAT IT! EAT THE DIRT! EAT YOUR SORRY OHIO DIRT! CUZ YOU AINT NOTHIN MAN.. YOU CAN'T COMPETE! YOU DON'T PASS THE QUALIFICATIONS BABY! SO HAIL! THROW UP UR RAWKFIST.. AND HAIL! TO ~ THE ~ CHAMPIONS ~ OF ~ THE ~ WEST!!!!! YEAH BABY... WE'RE THE BEST! HAIL!!!!!! GO BLUE! GO MICHIGAN! HAIL....