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top ten

Posted July 7, 2007

top ten things not to say to your boss:

10. What happened to the wig??
9. I saw you at the game on Tuesday...
8. It just looks like a sunburn, but it's really it's a side-effect of that bug I had the other day...
7. My grandma said she saw you at Bingo on Friday.
6. Did you see that picture of your wife and that other guy in the paper??
5. I thought you were on that diet?
4. Your boss is gonna hear about this one...
3. No.. you fired him too.... and her.... and... him........
2. Hey.. I saw you on SportsCenter!! How do you get kicked out of the suite??
1. I got my last promotion when you still had color in your hair.