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ELEMENTEIGHTY9
i love life,volleyball,and music :] my heros are claudia mason,natalie glebova,my badass cousin jess!!!also blake, hes a badass to. my favorite color is red and my favorite number is 20.
Funny insturctions :]
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Quotes
*The saddest thing is watching your friend walk the opposite direction waving goodbye and you staring back knowing that your never going to see them again...
*To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
*No man is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry.
*I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
*The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love and be loved in return.
*Love is when you don't want to go to bed because reality is better then some dream.
*What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
*I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
*It's ok to kiss a fool.It's ok to let a fool kiss you.But never let a kiss fool you.
*Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
*Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
*Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
*Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
*Love isn't being perfect, it's learning how to look past the imperfections
*If I had a rose for every time I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
*Don't fall for someone who won't be there to catch you.
*Love may not make the world go round, but it sure makes the world worthwhile.
*A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "you are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
*The Hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, Love someone else
*Although you may not love me, although you may not care, if you should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken, Your heart my not be free, but if you ever need someone, you can always count on me
*Some day u'll cry for me like I cried for youSome day u'll miss me like I missed youSome day u'll need me like I needed youSome day u'll love me, but I wont luv you
*I'm asking the stars above, how will I ever win your love? What do I do, what do I say, to turn your angel eyes my way?
*Love is an odd thing. We spend our whole lives looking for it when it's the one thing that hurts us the most
did you know?
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
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advice....
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! =]]
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!*
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
about me
i live in austin
i was born in dublin, ireland
i am 5'3 and athletic
i am going to play volleyball at AHS
my zodiac sign is aquarius
i am 17 years old
i love rock and heavy metal music
my favorite bands are As I Lay Dying and Opeth
my sn is elementeighty92 so messaage me if you want to know more
i am a pretty down to earth person and i love fashion and makeup.
<3 :]***
i miss him
my first love relationship has pretty mcuh changed my life forever.ok so theres this really special guy and his name is ryan. he means the world to me. we are best friends but after a year of going out we sadly stopped talking for a while.but then three months after not talking he called me and now things are slowly going back to the way they were. i cant tell you how much i regret the breakup and i know i will always love him and he will always love me to but i wish things could just be the same. We were what everyone called the perfect or cuttest cupple because he is 6'2 and i am 5'1. You would never see one without the other.we were soulmates and it was pretty much love at first sight.And sometimes you know when you find that special person because it just feels right and when ever you are apart you still have some connection to each other.Its amazing how to strangers very shy and vulnarable can become so close and so apart of each other and then a year later not be able to be apart for just one second.i just want to say that i have found that special person <3**
You know you're in love when all you can think about is that one special person and you can't stand to be away from them for more then one second. You miss them even though they're standing right next to you. You fall asleep thinking about them, and dream about them every night. -I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
i love you ryan!**
Crushes only crush you,
Falling only hurts you,
Hearts will only break you,
If there is no love to save you.**
Hey baby, if you ever need me you know I'll be there for you, except right now I'm out thinking about you.**
No matter how many times
I say I love you
it wouldn't matter
no matter how many times
you say I love you too
it wouldn't matter
'cuz we can't say it enough
to max out our love for each other**
love was a word I didn't believe
dreams were just a myth
but my belief
of things changed
the day that you found me**
One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.**
If we were meant to be together. don't you think we we'd already be together?**
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.**
Don't ever frown because you never know who might be in love with your smile.**
Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.**
nothing will ever come between us, as far as i'm concerned, we will always be together...forever in eachother's hearts...**
trust me when i say you don't know what you have until it's gone. whether or not you believe me someday you'll know its true.**
a boy once gave his girlfriend a dozen roses and said when the last rose dies i will stop loving you,and the last one was fake.**
you're one of a kind
you speak more than a thousand words
and the memories with you with never fade**
the hardest thing in life is to watch someone you love, love someone else**
