PureVolume

UNEVENTFUL LIFE!! UNEVENTFUL LIFE??? FUCK YOU PUREVOLUME!!!

So there i was in the Middle of Philly, just ridin in a taxi to get to my movie. Not to be a Stereotypist or anything, but the cab driver was of course Indian or Middle eastern (i couldn't tell). But anyway the guy pulls out his 9mm, and there i am in the back of the cab where he's holdin me up. and this bitch is like "Bitch, show me the money" (in an Indain accent) so i unlock the door and roll out the side and shoots through his rear view mirror and i get clipped on the shoulder, but its cool... or so i thought... So the blood is pouring out and i'm making a trail while trying to get to the Hospital just to get my Bullet wound stiched up. but NOOOO!!! it can't be that easy... apperently i got dropped off right in the middle of the Bloods headquarter hang out! and i'm sure you all know that i'm part of the Crips (just like Tupac), so these assholes are all like "Oh Shit son... a CRIP!!! Bitch i'm gonna run a quarta upside your head sons and then i'm gonna go gets your moms too bitch" and i was like pshh... so i pull out my gat and pop 7 into this bitch and then his asshole friends come and break in my face, but since i'm so fucking amazing i fight back and kick the shit out of them! so then i get to the hospital and get stiched up and get to my movie on time... the end

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