Age: 25
Location: United States
Joined On: May 29, 2009
Hey!
I'm Jess.
And yeah...
btw, I'm not actually 25. I just thought I'd add that : )
Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.
Max: And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray. Hippie Dude: You still have options man.
Max: Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.
Hippie Dude: Montreal is cool. Max: Man, they speak FrenchHippie Guitarist: So learn French. Learn French or die.
Lucy: You could at least hear what he has to say! I suppose you don't though, because you know you'll never be drafted!
Jude: Yeah? Well, neither will you, Lucy.
Prudence: [on how Max can avoid the draft] Say you're a pedophile - say you want to go into the villages and you want to rape and pillage all the little girls that look like me! Sadie: Prudence!
Max: [aside to Lucy, as he observes Emily from afar] When did Emily get tits?Lucy: Max! Max: [Emily walks by] Emily...[gives the thumbs up]
Max: You're up before two and looking wicked cool. Who's it for?
Sadie: I have a meeting.
Max: [southern accent] Why, is that prayer a meeting?
Sadie: Yeah, for your twisted soul. [kisses Max's cheek]
Sadie: Put my shirt away when you're done.
Max: Yes ma'am.
Jude: [after Vietnam] You don't seem too messed up.
Max: Well, everything below the neck works fine.
Uncle Teddy: Because, Maxwell, what you do defines who you are.
Max: No, Uncle Teddy. Who you are defines what you do. Right Jude?
Jude: [awkward] ... Well, surely it's not what you do, but the, uh... the way that you do it.Lucy: [smiles]
Lucy: Your girlfriend didn't look too happy about us leaving together.
Jude: She- she's not my girlfriend. Well, you know, she's a friend... who's a girl.
Cop: You two, scram! You're defacing city property!
Jude: Oh, shit!
Lucy: What are you talking about? This was just a crappy wall, and now it's a work of art.
Cop: Do you want me to come down there?
Jude: Yeah, Please do come down. You'll scuff up them shiny black boots.
Lucy: Shit! You don't wanna get in trouble with the law, Jude!
[Jude and Lucy start running]
Jude: Where are we going?
Lucy: Out of our minds!
Jude: Where are you taking me?
Lucy: Down the rabbit hole!
Jude: But I wanted to feed the cows!
Lucy:What's going on?Max:It's Prudence. I think she's hung up on me.Prudence:[inside the closet, scuffs]
So it should be is going to be FABULOUS!!
A wedding that I will be decorating :)
I'll try will make it THE wedding of the year =D
Congrats to the groom and bride :D
Briana [BREAKDOWN!] & whatever Jim's purevolume name is :P
Totally stokeeddd!!
See ya there ?
It's in London... message me for directions. Although you shouldn't b/c I won't have them... :)
Congratulations Briana && Jim S.
<3
JAE // AHNH
go back to work, haha! =( soooo today i have to fix my
bass. yesterday i was trying to figure out where in my
band's songs i can move around and/or spin my bass
around and i did a spin and it somehow bent the screw,
the strap came off, and the bass went flying into my
living room wall...i was like...O_o LOL so i gotta fix
my bass and the gaping hole thats in my wall now. XD
posted 1 week ago
JAE // AHNH
pretty good! i actually had to work all weekend, which
was unexpected but kinda ruined my plans. =( but i have
off today and tomorrow, so that's good =)
posted 1 week ago
JAE // AHNH
oh wow! small world! i see you like danger is my middle
name, we just played with them a month or so ago up in
milwaukee at the rave, it was a really great time, they
were super nice. how was your weekend?
posted 1 week ago
JAE // AHNH
yea we are! we're in the chicago suburbs like 45 min
outside the city. =) little town called carpentersville
posted 2 weeks ago
kai
N#
(8bit/nintendocore)
posted 3 weeks ago
Briana [BREAKDOWN!]
Mmmmmm, yes we were!
posted Oct 25
Briana [BREAKDOWN!]
Yes. We love eachotherr
posted Oct 24
ManuManiaticc
mm, nothing. Im in my boyfriend's house waiting him
because he is in a fucking math class D:
posted Oct 23