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DUDEMANNSKA
Age: 18
Location: texas [254]
Joined On: Nov 21, 2004
Occupation: being fucking awesome
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The Poopie List
1.GHOST POOPIE
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there is no Poopie in the toilet.
2.CLEAN POOPIE
The kind where you Poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but thee is nothing on the toilet
paper.
3.WET POOPIE
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you wont ruin then with a stain.
4. SECOND WAVE POOPIE
This happens when youre done Poopie-ing and youve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
5. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
6. GASSY POOPIE
Its so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
7. DRINKER POOPIE
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
8. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE
The kind of Poopie that is so huge youre afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
9. CORN POOPIE
Self-explanatory.
10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. SPINAL TAP POOPIE
Thats where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (THE POWER DUMP)
The kin that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
13. LIQUID POOPIE
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilets bowl.
14. MEXICAN POOPIE
It smells so bad your nose burns.
15. THE SURPRISE POOPIE
Youre not even at the toilet because you are sure youre about to far, but oopsa Poopie!!!
16. DANGLIN POOPIE
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
17. The Infamous RING OF FIRE POOPIE
The kind that starts off fine, but in the end it'll burn your butt hole so bad you're squeezing your butt cheeks together for just a bit of relief...
Rachel L.
well, i hope you guys stay together! uhh, hes such a
douche licker! fucking A! he can suck it. whatever it
is.....haha. i went on a date saturday and i saw him
and his friend and i wanted to run away and scream but
i just smiled and he texted me and was like \"you\'re
such a slut\" so fuck him. hes mad bc i moved on
sooner....boys are mean. except you
posted Aug 28
Rachel L.
it SOOOO is, plus sex in general is the best! haha
ya,he already asked me back out. i was like, \"hell
naw!\" haha im so over his chump a$$! haha thanks, glad
to know there is at least one nice boy in this world.
so, how are you and the misses?
posted Aug 23
Rachel L.
ya...and i gave him all his cloths back, plus some
jewlrey he had gotten me and he got so fucking pissed!
i was like holy shittt dog chill! but we\'re okay. but
he tried to sound like he had better things to do then
talk to me...w/e. but after that i went to my friends
hose and we hooked up so im feelin\' pretty damn good!
umm, idk ill ask. her name is kara gable.....gabel
posted Aug 18
Rachel L.
ha. i know, my computer is fucked! he came up to me at
school the other day and just started talking....and i
was thinking \"wft m8t!\" but its all good. its just
awkward cuz hes friends with all my friends so hes
always around....but w/e. its hard to get over someone
if theyre always around....it sux. i know you love your
babies mama! but we will get crunnk as fuck, i go to
texas like 3 times a summer bc my bff lives there.
posted Aug 16
Rachel L.
ya, he said he didnt want to break up and i was like
\"how the fuck am i gunna sit here, love you, give you
everything, and you not feel the same way? Thats\'s
fucked up! i cant love someone who doesnt love me
back.....it hurts.\" and then i told him we needed to
end it. we havnt talked since, we\'ve seen eachother 2
times though. i just dont understand....im not trying
to toot my owmn f\\horn but im a damn good gf. im not
clingy or bossy. i let you do whatever you
want...except cheat,duh. and he doesnt want me?FUCK
IT.im too cool for that bitch. haha. well im glad to
know you\'ll protect me, my knight with a shinning
bat...:]!!! you ARE a tease...if only i was closer,
you wouldnt have problems w/ ur gf....bc id be ur gf!
jkjk, i know you love her!
posted Aug 13
Rachel L.
he is a fucking carpet eater! i saw him today at a cd
store and i was with his best friend, justin, and
later today justin called me and was like \"thanks a
lot rach! fucking brandon just came over here and told
me if he ever saw us together agian he\'d shoot my
ass!\" i laughed so hard. he still gets jelious. well,
i hope its just a phase! not to be a party pooper BUT
me and brandon thought we were having a phase too
before we broke up . just make sure you have great
communication skills and that you REALLY want to be
together. as for going to town, dont tease me like
that! you know i soooo want in your pants.
posted Aug 11