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My life is pretty lame.... But i love anime and love to draw it... currently listening to... the zax blinded black and.... Giles Mc Lars all the way baby! so yeah.... i live in the middle of nowhere is a shithole of a state! but its all gravy bc as soon as i finish high school next year.... im outta here. i plan on going to Barry University for Marine Biology and than im going abroad to Austraila!!! ^-^ i cant wait!
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Today is the greatest!
Okay......okay...... okay...... are you ready for this?
IM GOIN' OVER TO MY FRIEND SHELBS!!!! ^-^ its gonna be so great! we are probably going out to see a movie.... what movie idk.... where?.... agian i dont know.....
and than on saturday....
we're goin' go-carting!!! ^-^
oh yeah......
...from Demon Diary...... by a lady whose name i dont remember!!!
"A demon lord should not be this...annoying!" thought Eclipse as Raenef jump around singing.
The young demon lord skipped, danced, whistled, giggled delightfully, smiled cutely, generally acted undemonlike, and sleep talked about tomatoes.
Or sang about tomatoes, as the case was at the moment.
Happy tomatoes! Happy red tomatoes! How many different kinds? Plum tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, vine tomatoes, beefsteak tom---Eclipse!!!!!
Oh no! Where could Raenef be? Eclipse teased. All I see is a giant, tasty looking tomato
This is funny! yelled the giant tomato. Change me back!!
Why, I thought you like tomatoes?
Well I dont like being one! said the tomato.
Hes so cute when hes mad! Eclipse thought, but he stopped joking.
Pay attention to your studies, and I might teach you the counter spell. Eclipse said as he turned his back.
It was a few seconds later that the giant tomato, a.k.a. Raenef, learned he was fully circular by rolling over Eclipse. He continued to roll down a convenient hill towards where Erutis and Chris were having a moment, that is, an argument, at the bottom.
Luckily, they jumped out of the way, but the castle behind them didnt.
A large splat was heard.
Eclipse recovered quickly and ran down the hill towards were Raenef lay. The impact, for some reason, caused Raenef to revert back to his normal form, but he was surrounded by what looked to Eclipse to be blood.
Oh Gods, what have I done? thought Eclipse before he hurriedly picked up Raenef and teleported them both to Raenefs chambers.
Chris stared at the pool.
What is that? he thought.
An idea presented itself to him. Chris dipped his finger into the red stuff, brought it to his mouth
Hey Erutis! Its ketchup!
Raenef hadnt woken up, and Eclipse was at a loss for what to do. He had already brought his enormous intelligence to bear to discover that the blood was ketchup, and his brain was tired. Not only that, the sight of Raenef all red and sticky made his very uncomfortable.
Him, Eclipse, 3rd ranked demon is existence, was nauseated because his master was covered in what only looked like blood.
Oh dear.
Eclipse then, after much soul-searching to make sure he wasnt going to get perverted about it (he was) because of course, it wouldnt give his any great pleasure to see Raenef naked (it would) and because the water might revive him (obviously) and get the darn ketchup off (but only after scrubbing) he decide:
TO GIVE RAENEF A BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Insert scary music here)
So Eclipse picked up Raenef and started to carry him to the bathroom, trying not to notice when Raenefs soft hair brushed his arm and failing miserably.
He arrived at the bathroom and gently laid Raenef down on the bath mate, and proceeded to fill the bathtub. This being a castle, and this being the master bathroom, the bathtub was more of a small white marble swimming pool than anything, lit with candles that smelled softly of currents and nutmeg, and filled with expensive soaps, bath oils, and fluffy towels. After some confusion, Eclipse figured out which of the large golden faucets was the hot water and turned it on. At a whim, he added some bubble bath he saw nearby.
Eclipse then had to turn the next task: undressing Raenef.
First, Eclipse let his masters hair down from its usual ponytail, and noted in hi gruff way that it looked like spun silver and gold as it fell halfway down Raenefs back.
In fact, he thought, his hair is almost as long as mine!
At least the first part of the undressing of Raenef was down with.
Eclipse next relieved Raenef of his cape, then his tunic, then his belt, then his undershirt
How many layers does Master Raenef wear? thought Eclipse as he looked down at his own simple, if elegant, robe.
Apparently, the answer to the servants question was: a lot.
The swimming pool was almost half full when Eclipse finally freed Raenefs upper body out of his many, many tomato-soaked wrappings.
At that point, he stopped for a moment to take a break; that is, to admire Raenef.
Remember, said Eclipses brain, shoes, then socks, then leg wrappings, then---
I know what goes next! snapped Eclipse.
A second later, he was sorry that he had gotten mad. It was only his brain, after all.
I mean its just
No need to explain! I'm your brain, after all. Ill understand.
Eclipse nodded.
Oh yes, Eclipse? Your heart just leapt into your throat to tell you something.
Hi Eclipse! said Eclipses rather undernourished heart. Just thought of something that might be useful to you at the moment!
And that would be.? Asked a pointedly calm Eclipse.
Youre in love with Raenef! Wee! Ok, gotta go! Bye, Eclipse! yelped his heart, and with that, it disappeared, leaving Eclipse with a lurching feeling of nerves.
You picked now to tell me? groaned Eclipse, but his internal organs seemed quiet.
He was alone with Raenef, his love.
He noticed the bathtub was full, and he turned it off.
Eclipse was delaying, and knew it.
One is the loneliest number...
Tonight im hanging out with my friend jon....
i also found somehting out about this jon kid that really makes me said....
considering i liked him...
oh well....
thats my luck....
Blah >.<
I'm sitting in radio broadcasting class and its pretty boring... YES 7 minutes until we leave. i just thought id post a lameness comment so that it doesnt say anymore that ive got a pathetic excuse for a life...(even though its true >.<) That maybe so, i do not want it to say so on my page! ^-^ well gotta hit it!
Lameness Out!
^-^Lizzy^-^
