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DEATH BY RAINBOW
Age: 16
Location: United States
Joined On: Mar 15, 2007
leahSWEARTOSHAKEITUPx
United States
7dayslifeordeathx
United States
PennywisexD
Eastport, ME
Little Larocque Boy
United States
I'm going to Switzyland. WHEEE. I put up new pics (Pics....that sounds like dicks.....LIKE DICK CHENEY....or Dick's Sporting Goods), so feel free to check out my awesome photos and even sweeter-ness awesomer icons. They explain a lot. ^^ Peace out, mothertruckers.
This was my past billboard, so SAVE THE DOLPHINS.
RANDOM STORY OF THE NOW (This one actually happened today) : Okie, dokie, pokie. So we were on a bus, heading back to school from a lacrosse game (Which we lost to the steriod-pumped beasts that linger at DCDS.) and as usually I was listening to my iPod. (On full blast because I just love the idea of not having to hear the teachers any more.) Lili, sits next to me and asks "'Watcha listening to?" I of course don't hear her, so she grabs my iPod to see what song. Of course, she wasn't wearing her glasses, so she couldn't see for shit. I turned the sound off just in time to here her ask, "Why the fuck are you listening to I song called "Bang the Dolphins"? Who the hell wants to have sex with dolphins? I mean, you would have wicked deformed babies and the dolphin would have wierd sex noises." FIN. (*Bang the Doldrums. Insert much hysteric laughing from me and friends.)
P.S. Lili definiately owns my life.
RANDOM STORY OF THE NOW (ISH)
Heyyy guys~
Okkkay so:
We were cleaning up after the novie synchronized swimming meet (which we had to work 'cause it was hosted at our pool) and someone asked me to sweep. Now everyone knows how much fun sweeping is. So, I took my iPod and turned the volume as loud as it would go and started blasting Panic! At the Disco songs. That broom became a guitar for an evening.
I've never busted such cool guitar moves before.
xD
FRENCH CLASS is the death of me yet.
Okay, so normal day in french class...right?
NO.
So, we were translating this paragraph or whatever and with get this word. That word is "mensuel-blah-blah-watev". It means "monthly" but I didn't know that. So our teacher is giving as hints. She goes "its got something to do with sex ed class." Mean while, for some strange reason I was thinking about sex ed. class so, me being me, instead of screaming out "monthly" I scream out
"MENOPAUSE!"
then everything went silent. And then I was shunned by half my class, whereas the rest were dying of laughter.
THHEEENNNN:
Me and my friend were driving to a meet, so both of our moms are in the front. We were talking about a movie that she had seen on Lifetime about some teenager who got pregnant ( The usual lifetime movie...). So then we talked about something and then I suddenly screamed
"MOUTH HERPES!"
For some reason at the exact same time, both of our moms stopped talking. F.U.N.
ANNDD THEENNN:
martin
Hi :) I recommend listening to this pop punk rock
band Called "At Breakfast
http://www.purevolume.com/atbreakfast
Thanks, good luck!
posted Jun 11
Mel $ Deezy.
HoLY SHIZNIT wow u actually put that picture on? cool i
guess. CROSS EYED PEACE SIGN = LIFE BITCHEZZ i mean
SNITCHEZZ
posted Aug 28
Mel $ Deezy.
i know i miss u 2. when r u coming back from swiss
Cheese land? im getting back from greece wednesday
night! o btw my new best frend Mario- he was this emo
guy i met in greece on an island we went to!!!
WOOHOO goodnews: i got skinny jeans!! WOOO also my
uncle who used to make bass guitars gave me
pointers.... WOOHOO aight i best get going ADIOS
SNITCHEZ xo
posted Aug 28
Mel $ Deezy.
pretty awesome story with the woodchuck.... uh wtf!? jk
ily but thats kinda creepy! i have internet here so
comment me if u want... ill return the favor =] waza?
posted Jul 28
Mel $ Deezy.
haha nice quote, gts. have a lot of fun at camp.... i
will consider the angry mob lol =) ilysfm
posted Jun 30
Mel $ Deezy.
haha yeah i did listen to it. lyke i modef luv the cd!!
ill save you so,e dirt. umm near where im staying
theres this nightclub and wen it gets out everyone is
like ANGRY MOB ily x1234567890
posted Jun 29
Mel $ Deezy.
hey!!!! im in paris right now. i didnt get a chance to
send you the tiara pics---sorry... anyways maybe ill
call you sometime!! o this sketchy guy on the street
asked if he could have my pizza....lol
posted Jun 26