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DARKVAMPIREKADEN
Age: 19
Location: Canada
Joined On: Feb 20, 2007
Dhan
United States
x.MakeYouSmile.x
United States
getyourgunsmetal
United States
Sparkles -(The Juggalo)- For Breakfast; [Loves Ethan]
King George, VA
Name: Kayla Kaden Jordan B. (Kaden)
Appearance: Im about 5'4 with Golden hair and brown eyes and I wear glasses currently.
Likes: Movies, Reading, Writing, Full Moons, Night, Fall and spring.
Dislikes: The Dark, Bugs, Spiders, Being Alone.
Currently Reading: The Braided Path
Current Addiction: Kung Fu and boating
Currently doing alot: Sitting on my ass
Current Favorite Song: Dear Angel by: April Sixth
Favorite Quote: "And the more I hide I realize, that I'm slowly losing you. "
" (J)"O Romeo...Wherefore art thou Romeo? I am the daughter of the Capulets...You the son of the Montagues...Why did we meet? Why did we...fall in love?" Juliet looks at romeo from the top of the balcony.
(R)"Do you regret it?" Romeo says staring up at Juliet from the garden floor.
(J)"No. But even though we're standing so close to each other...between us lies a wall more high and hard to climb than any mountain..."
(R)" I will surmount any wall" Romeo says and makes hiis point by jumping over the high bushes to land on the top near Juliet. "Juliet, if I have you I will fly through raging tempests, through dark forests where the sun's light does not reach, through blazing flames and over come them!!! For you I will Renounce the name Montague! I am Romeo! I need no other name."
(J)"Romeo..."
(R)"Juliet...you as well." He says holding his hand out to her. Juliet takes it.
"You think I lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity. - Twilight...
"What the hell were you thinking, getting into a car with a homicidal maniac?" - Crossroads...
"Who wants to play with the big bad wolf." I said almost crazily. Then I smiled and said "I do."
Current Trends: Skanky Shoes
"What is brownie ranting? is that like " you know that carmel brownie is totally hitting on double chocolate chip. I think they can totally have a relationship. and maybe even trade batter." ohh it makes me hungry just thinking about it!"-Aidrian...only a man can get hungry thinking about brownies having sex :P
"Only a man can get hungry thinking about brownies having sexy" bahahah Jesszimuhca..lol Shhh dont tell god. 
Fav Qoutes : http://www.brainyquote.com/
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."
John Burroughs
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
Robert Byrne
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."
Albert Camus
"You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave."
Quentin Crisp
"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
Umberto Eco
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
Harvey Fierstein
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
Robert Frost
I love the word TWAT.
We walked out to the dance floor, just as one of my favorite songs started playing, maybe you know it, Killing Me Softly, the remix obviously. It was a fast type of music the one you would normally use to grind against your partner and try to turn them on, so you could leave the room to have a good fuck in the back, trying to be inconspicuous, but failing miserably. That's a scene from my book, but I just find it so fuckin amusing, you fucking wanker. Ps. you fucking Twat... ahahha
Hmmm.. large sexaul desire
Psychoanalyze yourself; dont read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is by your side?
Kaden..or Jennikah
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal.
Jaguar
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Kaden talks to it
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
A medium cottage in ireland
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Dinner and the kitchen
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A tea cup from Alice in wonderland
8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
A pretty ocean
10. How will you cross the water ?
A boat
The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
So im the most important person?? and jessica :P
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Is a Jaguar big??
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
so...I talk to my problems??
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
So a medium ambition.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
so im open?? ahaha like a book??
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
well dinner :P
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
So my relationships are glass?? :O easy to break
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
I pick it up ?? Im lost
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
so my sexual desire is the size of an ocean :O
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
so what would a boat be??
10 Things You Don't Know About Women
1. Pull your pants up. You're not 15, you're not a rapper, and we need to see the shape of your ass.
2. Pull your pants down. You're not 85, you're not an accountant, and we don't need to see the shape of your balls.
3. Breasts are not a speed bump to the promised land.
4. Yes, we want you to be more verbal. No, burping doesn't count.
5. Kissing is something that you need to stay engaged in, even if all the blood is rushing out of your head and into other parts of your body.
6. Speaking of which, though it might make for a cool carnival sideshow, our entire face will not fit inside your mouth, and thus this makes for lousy kissing.
7. If we're crying and you're holding us and get a hard-on, we automatically deduct points.
8. And getting a boner while we're sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up. This is not what they mean by serendipity.
9. We pay closer attention to your hands than you think. It's bad enough if you don't have manly hands, but if your nails are longer than ours, forget it.
10. You don't get a vote in the preferred shape of our pubic hair. Until you've had hot wax poured all over your crotch, you're merely a passenger on that flight.
Spinning Worlds and Revolving Doors
You know what I dont get? That day after day people fallow the same plan over and over again and do the same things year after year. But no one actually seems to understand why? I mean WHY were we (humans) put here? i mean there must be some sort of plan? some finally ending of our naive kind. Some greater goodness? honestly, we cant just be this. Can we? Are we? How can such a "Civil" and "Ingenious" kind be just..this.? This so called humanity that is ever so horrible? we are lost cattle, we wonder this world looking for our purposes when there isnt one. We're born, we grow, we hurt ourselves and we hurt others, we grow some more, we work, and then sooner or later we die. What great destiny is that? And even more..in the end we are all just alone. No one is really ever not alone. So why do we exsist? There must be a reason. Everything just seems like a complete waste to me. Suffering, hunger, death, life just for more suffering and pain, depression, pills, bath tubs filled with bloody water, or electric appliances, ropes to hang on a celing, buildings to jump off, buses to run over us, people with guns to shot us. So I ask, why do we continue to live like this? Cattle. I say, thats what we are. We are worse then the Cows and worse then the pigs. At least animals dont go around killing eachother for fun. So again I say, where cattle. Nothing.
Lulu Lollipop
AH! PHUK EWE! But okay. I've boughten 6 books since
Ive been here -.- And Ive gotten a shit load of new
clothes, how I'm ever going to get them all back to
Toronto,I have no idea. I may have to leave my socks,
underwear, sweaters, all those none important things to
make room for my books in my suitcase :P hahaha. Mmm. I
have to get a rewards card too. But I think Ill pick
one up when Im in Toronto, becasue I'm not buying
anymore books from here. Hahaha. Or I really WILL have
to leave some of my shit here.
posted Aug 19
Lulu Lollipop
'wtf?'
posted Jul 25
Lulu Lollipop
Rofl. SOUNDS like someone went all out. Anything left
of that paycheck??
posted Jul 25
Lulu Lollipop
Uh, Ill print it out? Holy shit thats alot of paper....
ill make the font REALLY small haha.
posted Jul 16
Lulu Lollipop
HAHA Edward; I hate you. And also, ahhhhhhh some, yes.I
wrote abit more, I will write more this week. AND We
should like, re read the whole Untitled on saturdayand
work on it like mad :P And Elementals. We'll make it a
book weekend and be nerds
posted Jul 16
TheronRogers
Hey!If you like Dashboard Confessional then you might
like my stuff. Check it out
at: www.purevolume.com/theronrogers Let me know what
you think. Thanks, Theron
posted Jul 14
Lulu Lollipop
Yea, I actually did write last night, where Jennikah is
in the forest to do some hunting, so Kaden is coming up
next ;) But I wanted to finish that scene before I read
it to you. Also, I'm in a cranky mood, sorry about the
phone.. hm. I need to hang out. Lets go!! Please? =)
posted Jul 07