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For those that are bored.

hello any other bored people besides myself. i have a story for all you. once apon a time there was a lil peanut. this peanut was not normal. no one wanted to eat this peanut becuase he was pink. every one thought hey i shouldnt eat this peanut it might be rotten. so the lil peanut was walking around one day and thought to himself. i should become a ninja. so one day at church he prayed to God that if it was his will then open up opportunities for the lil pink peanut to become a ninja. well the next day the peanut was walking around town and happened to walk by a dojo. he looked in the window and saw some people practicing the ways of stealth and blending with the environment and self defence. so every day he would stand outside the window and practice the moves he saw. he did this for two years. and he became one tough little peanut. well he went to the library one day and got on the interenet to look for ninja outfits on ebay. he found the perfect out fit and decided this is exactly what i need. so he stayed up till four in the morning to bid on this outfit and he won the ninja outfit. he was all sorts of excited. he snuck around every where for the rest of his life never seen by any eye while in his stealth mode. he happily grew old then passed away. the pink peanut made it to heaven and the angels couldnt even see him at first. but then he was like "oh i shouldnt be stealthy here. so he decided to put his ninja skillz to rest and lived happily in heaven. the end

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