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THE DREADED BABY PUNCHER
Age: 18
Location: your mother
Joined On: Feb 20, 2008
I write really shitty music, even shittier books. I'm sooo freaking in love with my girlfriend, Samantha it's ridiculous. Like on the rillz though I annoy myself sometimes. I scream, sing, I play guitar, drums, and bass. and ya I'm white, but rest assured I'd fuck your world up on the mic if you're into hiphop, that is. (hehe I don't have an ego, I just love how awesome I am) Anywhoooo right now I'm bored off my ass, so if anyone's looking for a conversation I'd love to hear from you....kinda.
Holy shit
So there's this foreign exchange student from Thailand sitting next to me right now. I'm drunk and tryin to keep my shit straight so my teacher doesn't call me out on it. Anywhat this fuckin guy just passed out and now his head's like practically in my fuckin lap. Fuck this is dumb. Need class to be over. Really need a cigarette. BALLS.
Not mentioning any names.
So one of my friends (we'll call him Joe for privacy reasons) is gay, right? The other night some of us were chillin at his apartment watchin a movie. A few six packs and a beer bong later, some more people show up. Among them is one of the most ignorant redneck homophobic assholes I've ever met.(we'll call him Tom. Same reason) The neanderthal homophobe managed to be on his best behavior.... while he was sober. As soon as he got drunk it was one snyde remark after another from that piece of shit. Joe took this as an opportunity to flex nuts a little by making even more of a complete ass out of Tom. So Joe, being the crafty little bastard he is, managed to direct their topic of conversation to sex and eventually detailed accounts of past experiences and preferences concerning sex and specifically oral pleasure. Joe asked Tom what he thought about a possible tryst. Tom paused for a minute and whispered something to Joe. Evidently all he said was "where". Anyway, long story short: Joe and Tom left the apartment to go get "beer and cigarettes" and happened to make a little pit stop at a nearby construction site along the way.lol...yep, THAT IGNORANT GAY BASHING MOTHERFUCKER GOT HIS DICK SUCKED THAT NIGHT BY A HOMO. CONGRATS, YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE. LOL
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its all good lol.. and im good.. lol....
posted Mar 19
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hey love how are u??
posted Mar 10
Newen
hi! hear my band! i hope you like
it! http://www.purevolume.com/sally http://www.purevolu
me.com/sally http://www.purevolume.com/sally http://www
.purevolume.com/sally thanks! bye!
posted Mar 05
Fuck Me If U Dare
uh yea same here except im bein bored to death at
school =[ im so fucking bored out of my mind u hav no
clue =] hope fully ur doin bttr than me!!!! =]
XX LUVYA XX
posted Mar 04
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well i guess not knowing what to say is bettr than wen
me an jordan get to together and send people anonymous
msgs lyk 'ugh...what to say...get out of my
pants' yea, we've done that ^_^
posted Mar 04
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lol yep yep.... so uhh how u been? (i suck at making
small talk -random conversation- with people i don't
know that well...
posted Mar 04
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well thats good... it would suck if u got hurt =/ p.s.
i lurv ur profile pic lol... it rox
posted Mar 04