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i found jerry hiding in the closet with his new paper doll named fiona and her other twin sister zargon but she doesnt have three nipples then i later found out that they werent really her nipples but actually two dolls named curly sue and jenkins anywaY I was telling you about the time i had sex with a butter biscuit right or was it the one with that squirrel who lost his nuts and found a guy that had the squirrel's nuts in his hand oh crap wait i was talking about the time that i found a fat cow in my back yard and i saw some ugly chick come over the top of a hill and then i watched her fall down when i pushed her down the hill and she kept gettin faster and faster until she hit the well and fell down and there was a clog in the system for about a week some people think she got skinny and climbed out but we all know what really happened she drank all the water and then she got so fat that she fell even further down the well and now when yo drop a penny you cant hear it hit the water but about an hour later you can hear the fat chick scream ooh a hogie and thats how we found out that beans can grow in missouriif you take a sh*! on them and then water them with patatoe salad and drinch them in coco NUTS with a TESTACLE and two dollars after you get a soda at the all you can eat only meat buffet where they had turkey through a straw and you couldnt see the bottom of the well because the fat chick still lives to this very day until she changes into a meat and meat meatloaf sand WITCH with extra kethup and that is how they found fiona locked up in the closet.

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