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Dear Mr.Marilyn Manson,

A letter to Mr. Manson-

Dear Mr.Marilyn Manson,
We think your really cool and super freaky- we think its your hair that gives us that impression. Actually, whats even more awesome than you is the wedding you had. We mean, woah....your wife wore PURPLE and that is the most beautiful big purple dress we have ever sceen. So, we think what we like best about you, besides your music and your hair, is the wedding dress your wife had. Your make-up even matched it and thats hardcore. So due to the fact that you have so much awesomeness, we have decided to add you on purevolume. We're super delighted to say that you also ended up on our top 9, which is something we have no controll of, but its pretty cool you ended up there. So, it is with great pleasure that we welcome you to The Society of Chelsea Bennett's Favorite Musical Artist.
A sincere Welcome,
The Society of Chelsea Bennett's Favorite Musical Artist

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oatmeal.

"The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal?
Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal?

Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?

I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I don't think I want to have anything to do with you.

The second thing that I have to say is that it's okay if you don't want to read this. If you want to just tear it into tiny little pieces and throw it away? Or you want to tip sulphuric acid all over it, or whatever?

That's okay. "-feeling sorry for celia.

i love that book
and i hate oatmeal
thats all i have to say for today

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At grandmothers house we are.

so another lovely day at grandmothers house.
tommorow starts the second leg of my exams.
and i havent had one bit of studying.
this situation reminds me of a lovely book
FEELING SORRY FOR CELIA.
im going to go try and find an excerpt on the internet.
brb.

oh look
i am ABSOLUTLY AMAZING
i found exactly what i was looking for

A EXCERPT FOR FEELING SORRY FOR CELIA.....
"Dear Ms. Clarry,

It is with great pleasure that we invite you to join our Society.

We have just found out about your holiday. It's so impressive! You had four assignments, an English essay, and a chapter of math to do. And you didn't do one single piece of homework!

Fabulous!

Also, we have a feeling that you have a history test today. And you're trying to study now? On the bus? With the Brookfield boys climbing onto each other's shoulders to get to the emergency roof exit? And with Celia about to get on the bus at any moment? And you think that's going to make a difference!!!

That's really very amusing, Elizabeth. We like you for it.

You're perfect for our Society and we're very excited about having you join.

Yours sincerely,

The Manager

The Society of People Who Are Definitely Going to Fail High School
(and Most Probably Life as Well!)"

see that paragraph of the book makes me think of tommorow...because i had all weekend to study for my english exam...and i didnt...and imgoing to try and study tommorow...not that it will make a diffrence.

ive decided...well my friend has discovered. that i dont like dealing wih life/// so i sleep
she says this reminds her of the song
dream to make belive; by armor for sleep
because theres a dainty line that says
"i sleep so i dont have to feel"
which reminds me.
i had a dream i knew how to wakeboard last night.

i wish i could wakeboard.
i wish i had a boat.
i want a jetski.
[water junkie]

okay
i should sleep
because even if i wont be ready for the exam
i still have to wake up to take it.
blogging
is lovely when im bored.

ADIOS kidds.
love.chels.

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So here we go with this blog thing again....

So here it is.
another blog of mine.
Im at my grandmothers house since my parents are out of town, agian.
Im living off of purevolume on account of fuse does not exist over here.
[so says the fuse addict]

I got the new goo goo dolls CD this week and i must say
its absolutly smashing.

Its almost the last week of school
and im tramatised.
well kinda
im half way glad its over
due to that kidd brayden
who is a complete loser
that cant get over a few things
one of those things being getting back at me
and the other being himself.
[ha. how witty]

Oh yeah, im now the number 1 impromtu speaker in the state.
yay, go me.
[i cried when i won]
it was such a cool moment
i didnt think i had won because they usally tell you if you placed
so you can be down at the stage
so they were going through all the catagories
and i was freaking out
and all my friends were saying it had to be some mistake.
and im sitting there listening to camp;s sountrack on emily's ipod
They get to impromtu speaking and the lady says they didnt notify the winners this year
and im sorta okay
they start calling the names
and i freak out
because they werent calling mine
and then i get called for first place
and we were screaming louder than west fel.
SO i start crying hystaricly
and screaming
oh god.
it was awesome.
im still living off of that moment
[im all excited right now since i told that story]
now that i think about it beta was awesome.

im kinda excited about summer i suppose.
i mean ekk! im starting BRMHS at the end of the summer.
so im kinda excited/scared about that
im gonna miss 8th grade.
a lot.

and OMGGGGG. ASHLEY'S COMMING IN A FEW WEEKS.
which is absolutly devine.
because im dying without her.

i saw the MOLLY RINGWALDS in concert a few weekends ago with her.
they were awesome.

Prom was pretty cool i guess.
no.
it was awesome.
i had so much fun
see i went with hannah alee brian and jason
and put together those kidds could make a funeral fun.

lexi is comming with me to FLORIDA this summer
its going to be awesome
and then we're going to CAMP ISTRUOUMA
the lamest but so lame its awesome summer camp

i skipped my graduation
and hannah and i went to this lake charles boat thing.
and hung out with the people from circut city...while my parents sold docks
i got like 30 bucks in circut city gift cards.
which is way better than sitting through some graduation.
[even though i got MOST OUTSTANDING TALENTED DRAMA STUDENT and MOST OUTSTANDING SOCIAL STUDIES STUDENT]

im going to miss my social studies class the most.

i think im gonna sign on aim now.
this blog is getting kinda long.
and i left out a lot of stuff
hey what can i say? i have an exciting life.
lol.
not really. but it has its moments :]
[i am SO high on life right this moment]
love.chels.

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