Let me break down your scene, theres a formula dont you know.
Posted October 31, 2009
Here's to the boys who cut their hair in weird ways, hoping to look less cookie-cutter than the rest; those of you lacking your self respect, you know who you are. Here's to coon tails - im glad i bled that trend out fucking fasttt. Heres to the slacker hottie, your hairs a little greasy, and you pants are tight, yet worn out loose. Those of us who belong, we try a little to hard to look elegantly dissheveled. Heres to plaid, enough said. Heres to the scarf movement in all its colorful glory, shame on 'Garage' for its glitery basterdization. Heres to star tattoos, is there a better word than generic? Heres to colorful nike's, where they were only cool until the Garage girls got ahold of them. Hense, Heres to moccasins and dorky boat shoes - they're the new statement. Heres to beanies! Mmmmm im so happy i hopped on that band wagon - but dont forget, if it doesnt look like its about to fall off your head, its not fashionable. And try not to move around too quick-like, or it may fall off, and thats even worse. Here's to lame t-shirts that you wore when you were 7, and found a 'grown up size' replica. Heres's to hardcore, because its the new emo. Here's to Scene, because its the new hardcore. Heres to Indy, because its the new scene.
Are you taking notes?
Now girl, try to tell me your the anti-conformist.
