Hey. I'm Sam. I'm female. I live in Michigan. I'm underage and naive for any creepy dudes out there who want to know. For the record I have read only one of Kurt Vonnegut's books and am too lazy to attempt another. I have no personal pictures because when I attempted to take one, I broke the camera with my ugliness, along with 2 mirrors, and gave a blind man back his sight, which was promptly taken away because of my Medusa-like looks. Self deprecation is the new black, people.