My Personal Definitions of...
Posted July 30, 2006
Typewriter: Handy excuse for an article with plenty of errors in it.
Dissmiss: Music for students
Circle: The worst sight on a test paper
Synonym: Substitute for the word we cannot spell or pronounce
Thanks: A sigh at the end of a class period.
Bachelor: A guy who never "Mrs." anyone.
Tourist: One who travels to see things that are different and then complains when they aren't the
same.
Education: What's left when you forgotten everything you have learned.
Journalist: A person with nothing on his mind and the power to express it.
Economist: Someone who doesn't have the personality to be an accountant.
Football fan: A guy who yells for missing a receiver 46 yards downfield and then cannot find his own car in the parking lot after the game.
Expert: A person who may not have all the answers but is sure he could get them with proper funding; Someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Creditor: Man who has better memmory than a debtor.
Housing Development: A place where they cut down all the trees- and then name the streets after them.
