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April Ellen...


is at war with raggedy bitches

is about to be neck-high in lady parts

gets the cry-alones because of violence

is a gay bandito

has a lap dance crotch

practices holding her breath for extended periods of time

just got blacker

is not a dick cheese

insists on coming

says boop boo beep boo beep boop boo, forever

is gay for giants

has something wrong with her toilet

is a honkified white-bread cracka mothafucka!

always presses the secret button

dropped a deuce in the brownie bowl

is a tijuana whore

entertains and educates

never messes with chuck norris.. ever



LOVES HER LIFE... and code monkeys

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