hey - names kristin - and i like to party - ha
get to no me
i do a ton of stuff - (with mallory) -
ask me anything - im a pretty xhill person -
so yea - you add me - your my friend
ok so today i went to the cemetery with mallory and took a shit on the tombstones and well that was some nice shit so i went to the grocery store with mallory and i took a shit on the produce and then we went to a lake and i took a shit on a swan - all and all it was a pretty epic event well i like taking shits on things - so tell me what i should take a shit on cause i will do it!
pussy
Hahhahahahaha wow. So the old picture.... Imma throw
up. Those are so gross. Hah I commented torys picture.
It's 6 in the morning, sooo I'll have to listen another
time. Front page whoo goo Tory. I see you in like 2
weeks like not even like a week and a half. Holy shit.
So those pictures make me feel like some vampire dino.
And that was right before allys party and I put like
vodka in my hair. Whoa. That was a really long time
ago. Tell tory she's lookin pretty fly for a white
girl. Oh so I wasmon some website and it was a gaint
vagina bike. And yea thought I'd tell. It's a work of
art if I do say so myself. So I'm going back to bed
now. Go toryy and haha it was weird gettig a message
from you. Kbye. Hah
posted Aug 21
m
i was thinking about you all night. ha. ok so no, had
the worse dream ever so i like stopped sleeping & i
need to tell you about it. but i cant cause youre at
school. haha looser. did you tell yo mama i am da
yellow power ranger & dat id bust hurr bootayy with my
powa of earth? well i hope u didnt cause i think she
thought i was a lil normal, but if u told hurr, theres
no way. i just went ghetto on u like half way threw
this, yo. so yeah, my nite consisted of me sitting on
the floor & playin power ranger with myself, fall
asleep in the hallway(had the worse nightmare ever.)
then sat on the couch and sang show me your booty hole
til my mother comes out & tells me im on drugs. i need
to tell you this in more detail, cause well havent seen
u since the fat man at the movies molested me with his
eyes. go power rangers go, go ninja storm go! *ive been
practicing my moves since 6:30. & i made a power ranger
shaped waffle, shut up it looked like a one i
swear.*omg longgg. ok have fun i hope u have gym today
because when you have gym something exciting always
happens.hehe. -candy apple. o shit jut said that.
posted Oct 30
m
you better have taken a million shits all over
interlochen for me ha
posted Jul 19
Travis
lol why is it scary? is it like old or supposedly
haunted or something?
posted Jun 29