ewwww alchy

Posted April 1, 2006

so i pretty much drank way way way too too much last night, i got in a fight with some girl twice the size of me.but im little so thats not to hard to do...i beat her ass thank you very much,i ran from the police attempted to jump a fence and ripped a whole in the knee area of my jeans,was pissed but it actually gives them some character so its all good...i dnt think i can ever look at another bottle of smirnoff,i drank like 2 5ths straight no chasers or mixers, got home my dad literally kicked my ass and busted my mouth open, i went to the hospital for stitches cuz he hit me a little too hard,i lied to the surgeon and told him i was way drunk and fell off my friends roof,got lectured on how drinking is irrisponsible....i woke up this morning ad didnt know how i got home with a spliting head ache stitches ripped clothing and blood all over me and now im drinkin a beer and eatin som micky Ds and all that good stuff...come to find out my friend rolled her car when i was in it and i had to get staples in my head only i dnt even remember that,so ya...what a trip of a night...i think i might stick to bein designated dave for a while lol