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narcissistic.egocentric.egomaniac

More Christine
please.

INTERESTS soft porn, anne geddes, messenger bags, good music,
movies, and shows, romance novels, making plans.

LOVES god, family, friends, the community.

LIKES babies, sugarless gum, reading about the universe, myths,
milk tea in all its forms, the color blue, chewbacca, giant squid,
cardigans, coconuts, cold showers, harry potter, 50s fashion,
llamas, cowboys, sticking her hand out of car windows, boyshorts,
bowling, the fourth of july, bumper cars, the smell of fresh baked
bread, owl eyes, pirates, belly laughs, ugly betty, climax.

DISLIKES the sound of metal scraping on metal, awkward elevator
silences, talking on the phone, homework, bright colors, shopping
over-long, going to the dentist, grandma panties, phlegm, pugua
juice, the feel of super squeaky clean fingers rubbing together,
accidental butt-crack sightings, waiting in line at the bank, staring
at the sun, head colds.

FIENDS FOR pancakes, soft fries, hot cheetos, vanilla ice cream,
green tea frappes, meiji strawberry chocolate, reese's pieces.

IS BAD AT making decent soup, simple math, following directions,
keeping her room neat, waking up, cross-stitching, speaking proper
english, snail mailing, whistling.

OBSESSED WITH making lists, buying cute things, seeing the
end of the rainbow, blueberry-flavored kisses, photography,
designing her house, ewan mcgregor.

RANDOM THINGS often dreams in anime form with british
narration, is a closet fan of celine dion, likes the smell of chlorine,
enjoys chewing things, gets headaches when she reads in the car,
often wonders why dust floats up, wants to make a turducken,
has an irrational fear of guam breaking off and falling into the
deep abyss.

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