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When you see a guy in a superman shirt you just wanna shoot him in the chest plate so you can watch him bleed and say "Well i guess not.....Dont wear the shirt then, Superbleeder. Ha ha ha!**********We all wanna be remembered, and you can do that one on one with people every day. Like when you see a little kid eating an ice cream cone, run up to him smash it in his face and say "You remember me forever!" Cause you know when hes 50 years old he`ll be tellin his grandkids, "One day there was a man, i did not know this man, and he crushed my minty good ice cream in my face and told me to remember him forever... And i have..."Cause thats how you wanna be remembered in life. : )**********I dont know who the photographer is that does the french fries for Burger king... but he is fantastic!!!! As i was in line ready to order my sangwhich i saw the fantastic picture of the french fries just sitting there, and i realized that they could soon be in here... and that filled me with glee. so along with my sangwhich i orered some french fries. So i went to get some catchup for my hot tasty french fries and i realized they were all out of catchup and right then i had a mini panic inside of me cause i needed some catchup could they have just left at least one packet?!. So now i am the most important person in the world, because i need catchup. I dont care if the person your with is telling you the their contemplating suicide, i need catchup. So i can interupt conversations, and cut in line and everything else...So i went up to the counter and interrupted the dude helpin the lady who was ordering her food and dispite the evil look he gave me i went ahead and asked for some catchup. And even though i only asked for 2 or 3 packets they still chucked like 19 at me, and i keep them all... like a rat, like some day catchup will be our money and i will be glad that i took all 19 packs...Because that would be 19 dollars...if each packet of catchup was a dollar.**********Ha Ha... one time,. i was workin the drivethru at da BK lounge n i just finished takin dis ladys order... "ok thank you please pull in to the next drivethru window"...and then there was a long pause and finally she said "where do i go?." Ha Ha! i was like, where do you go? you follow the one friggin road your on. "um... yea ur just gonna go straight n u take a left turn at the Texico station. u go 4 more miles n ur gonna see a guy named joe n he will take ya there. and if ya dont get here in 10 minets we take ur food."...no. just follow the road.**********Ahhhh, Monopoly....everybody had that game, but nobody liked it. even if u thought u liked it, u didnt. cuz u would be playin and 4 hours into the game you would stand up, "Fuck this game!!! Im payin luxery taxes out of my ass! and i hate it when ur the banker! where did ya get the pink 50's you cheating hoe! dont fuckin touch me grandpa, nana is a cheating hoooooe!!!"**********ya know at work, theres allways that one scary, nerdy guy that nobody talks to. hes got the big pocket wit a whole jubilee of pens comein outa his pocket in case he has to write A LOT. like ur in the break room with all ur buddys and you see him comein in ur like, "hey u guys wanna get the fuck outa the break room..." but at every job, i talk to that guy. i would sometimes find him on perpose just so i can give him snickers and stuff. cuz u know when he finally cracks and comes into work wit a shotgun hes gonna get to my office n be like, "thanks for the candy..."...yea u laugh now but ya know monday morning ur gonna be like "hey marcus..." **********mk, now ADD ME!

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