Posted April 20, 2008
ONE W.A.K.E.U.P. there is NO SUCH THING as a purevolume tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt.
TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who the heck cares? ITS FREAKING purevolume!
SIX Who really gives a flip if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!
SEVEN Little 6th and 7th graders who have purevolume and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true purevolume friend Real friends read their blogs
NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN And if you open a blog it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON
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