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SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMIE.
Jess P.
yer the shit yo'.
keep it real dawgg.
DISTURBING NEWS:JUST IN.
Erika. I am now leaving pure volume. My girlfriend, Mrs. Buttersworth is sleeping around with someone else. I don't have the patience anymore to listen to anyone else on here because they are all so malicious and it reminds me of her so bad. It just kills me. I think she is going to rape me now. I am living in fear of my own life and my own love. Please understand. I hope you don't cry like you did when I spilt honey all over you and the purple dog on a Sunday afternoon attack your knee bone. Then my little duck named Boo was eating your old dirty bisquit. It was a great laugh but you kind of cried. ALAS!! My snowshoe came out from the northern hemisphere and beat your Keenan baby. HAH! Well, if you have any questions regarding this whole situation, me, and/or my starburst's sexuality, you can text me. 570-555-367-0787 [if you take out the 555 it's my real number (; shhhh. It's a secreet.] But yes, right now everything looks so good from here, in this dune of yogurt. Farwell my non-friend. HASTA LA BYE BYE

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Yo' they are mine keep yer paw.s off dawgg.

Matt:

*he is the coolest kid on aim and herre of course.!
*we talk and talk and talk too much fer our health personally.
*He means a lot to me even though he has like 36457 million wifes...i am so going to marry his sweet ass.!
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/xmattxmassacrex
MATT YOU ROKK MORE THAN MY SOCKS.!
ERiNNNN:
*She is the reason i smile.
*She is my bestest friend in this shitty world.
*She can make meh laugh so hard that sometimes i think i am going to pee myself.
lawlz.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/eko9644
I LOVE YEW MiSS.ERiNNNNNNN


MaDiSON
*her and i are blog buddies
*she makes tears come to my eyes
*shes so awesome and gorgeous all in one package and yew cant have her cos she is allmine.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/madisonnnmassacre
bahaha




CAIT!
aargh i am so glad yer my sister.
*yew && i are likk two banana's in a banana split.
*yer amazing//gorgeous//&& very adorable.
*I dont think there isnt anything yew and I cant talk about.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/electropop
bahaha.
i loooooooooooooove yewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Keanan
There are many things to say about this kid
*he is orgasmic
*makes meh smile way to much
*i think he's the only true guy on here that makes meh keep coming back fer more.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/Keananxkiller
Keanan yer truly ORGASMIC
Leanna.Marie.
*girlie yew are amazing
*we whine and gripe together
*she makes meh wanna give hugs to everyone
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/annaeleanna
lawlz...Leanna yer da bomb baby.

Hannah.
*haha we have some pretty amazing conversations
*we also have super powers
*Were going to burn a town to ashes
hehe...Hannah your the most awesome person.possibly my twinn.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/thisisjustafix

Jess.Gillespie.
*tells meh about the rain in Spain
*sticks wif meh in Taylors class
*can talk about anything and never get tired
So all ya that are reading this should add her.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/thisisnotjessp

Jola.
*this girl saves meh from my boredom
*she is the coolest person i ever meet.
*she has the most gorgeous eyes ever!
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/designerjeansamphetamines
I looooove yew baby...we are going to beh tight, til the end. Ill always be here fer yew!

Taylor.
*Taylor baby is an amazing girl, we love to talk about shit people wouldn.t find funny.
*We both like being camera whore.s
*She.s an amazing chick that bring.s my lil frown.s to smile.s :)
Jeesh...I love ya TayyyloooR!
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/TaylorFantastic

Jessiicka.

*ii love love love thiis girl.
*we are goiingg to play hiide and go seek iin our undiies.
*she makes me wanna make waves iin her bed.
**giirly makes me wanna screw her braiins out.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/jessickajoyy
Robbiie.

*Robbie is cool yo'.
*mmmmhmmm this is my bff.
*we talk a lot on the phone.
*he makes me smile so much.
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/snicker2doodles
Johnnn.

Where to start.?
*this kid is my hero and he always makes me supa dupa happy.
*whether were on aim or leaving picture comments he always knows i am happy talking to him.
*he and i are like peas and carrots we go together-(Forest Gump)
*John you are my bestest friend and i love the way you make laugh even if we talk about nothing:]
****http://www.purevolume.com/listeners/thenamesgallaho
Add them hoe.