I save spiders from the bathtub because I think they're cute. I love sparrows but they're bitches to each other. Swans can go to hell, and I always am up for a good game of pidgeon-kicking. Dogs I just pity, and cats are weird. Fish are emotionless. Giraffes have long-ass tongues. And humans just suck in general.
Okay, none of my friends have a purevolume.
I guess I'm the first.
It seems like I'm the first at all these things, first myspace, first blog, first whatever.
They don't catch onto half of the shit I do.
Anyways, I am waiting for the fucking Warped Tour and then the Gorilla Biscuits concert.
And a few days ago I went to Big D and the Kid's Table at the Summer of Ska at The Metro.
I love this summer's tours. The rest of it sucks.
I now live for concerts.