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Why am I always the one?

It seems that whenever I hang out with my friends there's always two girls (including me) and 1+ boys. Even if the girl that's with is the prudest prude out there. She always gets more action than me. Now I'm not saying that I can't get "some". Because I can. But it's always when they hang out with me alone. Blah man. Blah.

I say anyone who feels me please comment. This is a test to see how many people actually read my shit. Haha. And even if no one does. I will still write these. Teehee.

Eat me. PEACE/LOVE/HARMONY.

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"Magic Birthday" is a lie!

If you aren't aware. Your "magic birthday" is when you turn the age of the day you were born. For example today I'm turning 17 on the 17th day of March. On said magic birthday you are supposed to recieve more presents than you will ever recieve on any birthday ever and it is all and all supposed to be "magical".

IT IS A LIE.

When I first heard this myth is was 9 years old. Whenever I asked those who had had their magic birthday previously what it was like and they always said, "Um...I don't remember." Or some varied version of that phrase. But being a believer in anything that involved the word magic, I looked forward to this day with a gleam in my eye.

Today has been the WORST birthday that I have ever had. Everything has gone wrong. I would tell you all of it but it is far too long. The only good thing that has happened to day is my sister was given the proverbial punch in the face by kindness and bought me the X-files (the greatest show ever made!) movie.

So so far my day has consisted of venting to one of my best friends Randi and some hardcore reading of, now, one of my favorite manga in my room. (Thanks Cana!) You may not think that is so bad. And you're right. But for subtract the unhappiness of the one of the shittiest days ever and the fact that I have to spend my "magic birthday" in my bedroom when I could be out with friends (or strangers if I could,...any takers?) or totally wasted someplace. Haha jk. Well...maybe not...I don't know. Jesus.

Eat me. PEACE/LOVE/HARMONY

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What more could I need?

I don't believe there is any way to find pure happiness in this life. Yeah. I know that's a big philosophy to decide on at one day from 17 but really. Think about it. Everyone will tell you "Love can make you truly happy!" but how can you honestly believe that until you felt this "true love". But. I have felt something very close to pure happiness and let me tell you. It feels amazing.

The funny thing is it always happens when I'm with my friends (and sometimes family) not feeling any care in the whole fuckin world! That is why I reccomend letting everything go. Oh and btw. I didn't need a love interest at all. Any of those times. Ever. Just sayin'. So here are my steps to be ALMOST happy.

1. Find the people who make you laugh your fuckin ass off.

2. Find some random people who will also make you laugh your fuckin ass off.

3. A comfortable scenery (This must include some place to sit your ass down)

4. Forget everything that will make you worry about ANYTHING! Repeat. ANYTHING!

Eat me. PEACE/LOVE/HARMONY.

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