Age: 18
Location: United States
Joined On: Jan 05, 2009
rawr ima vampire :B
story number one: i watched a movie may first of two thousand and nine. there was a quote that caught my attention. 'you are beautiful to me because you are human.' said the vampire to the girl. and i know what you're thinking. how can you possibly get a logical thought from a vampire movie? well it is possible. i thought about life. wow, life. what a topic. so many opinions, so many theories. what crated life? what is the purpose in life? is there something after life? blah. but then i realized, hey, we are human. human is what we are. imperfect. irrational. fragile. just think about it. we are nothing but a spect on a spect of an even bigger spect, that is part of a whole bunch of fucking specks put together. what a trip. seriously. so as the movie progressed the vampire brought about another tought. the thought of imortality. what would you do if you had all the time in the world? i believe i would go crazy. but thats just me. maybe if dracula or edward cullen turned a super genius into a vampire, they could come up with a cure for cancer or aids or something. then, who knows, millions of lifes could be saved. and with those millions of lifes that were saved, a new generation of zombie babies could be born because the drug that was used wasnt one hundred percent safe. then the whole world would go to shit because then those first generation zombie babies would grow up and have zombie babies of thier own and soon enough everyone would become a zombie. i guess it wouldnt be so bad. i mean after a few hundred years or so, no one would be left as a human, so it wouldnt even matter that the supper genius fucked up the cure. sighs. where does my brain come up with this nonsence? i swear, sometimes i truely wonder if im fucked up in the head. but i guess everyone askes themselves that, right?
Story number two: once there was a dinosaur and a bird. then all of the sudden the bird decided to eat the dinosaur. so the bird did. the dinosaur died; and the bird was full. so the bird has baby birds who also eat dinosaurs. now, if your wondering how this story ends; look around. how many dinosaurs do you see? and how many fucking birds are there out there?
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posted Aug 21
ARMYOFONEuk
hey :) how u been???
posted Aug 03
ARMYOFONEuk
haha oh yeah totally! i've got that film on dvd
somewhere lol it's pretty good :)
posted Jun 24
ARMYOFONEuk
lol i've been good thanx..had a friend down visiting
for the last frew days so just bee hanging out wiv
people basically...went to the beach again tonight for
a little while :)..how bout u hun??
posted Jun 23
ARMYOFONEuk
haha i doubt that!!...it's the only sport i've really
ever played...i played for my school and a couple of
saturday teams..but i'm not as good as i used to be
anymore haha :)
posted Jun 19
ARMYOFONEuk
sorry to hear that hun :(...hope u've had a better
evening :)...yeah mines been awesome today...i played
football (soccer) earlier so i'm aching a lil bit from
that lol :P
posted Jun 18
Monzterxgrind™ | BREE.
it's all good bby:) wbu?
posted Jun 16
ARMYOFONEuk
lol yeah hopefully if everything goes well :)..then
i;ll deffinatly need some mental help! lol..so hows ur
day been??
posted Jun 16