Posted December 21, 2005
"You're more PUNK, HARDCORE, MOD, STRAIGHTEDGE, EMO, or INDIE than me.
Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have MORE tattoos.
You have cooler PINS on your MESSANGER BAG and your favorite band is more obscure and unknown than mine.
Your SHOES are more vintage and so is yourT-SHIRT.
You own more BLACK CLOTHES than me. I don't even own a trucker cap OR a d, the plugs in your ears are bigger.
You know more people in BANDS and your BLACK JELLY BRACELETS are the envy of scenesters everywhere.
You CUT yourself because it looks cool.
Your TIE is whiter, redder, or blacker.
Your SCENE POINTS are double, perhaps triple mine.
Because as we all know, that's what really matters;
In a SCENE where the music has taken a backseat to the HAIRCUTS,
YOU WIN AND I LOSE"