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Yo! I'm me...me is she..she is me...i am i...i am me...me am i...i am girl...girl is me...ME!! shoots...whatever...random talk is what me am about. So did you know that brushes are not all girls talk about? Popular belief is that girls stay...OMG!! My waterbottle just moved!! I didn't touch it! HOLLY CRUD!! Holly? who's holly? oh..i knew a holly, she was an idiot...a long haired, skinny idiot. I love skinnyness...i love it...it's so great...so is cake and ice cream..no wait, ice cream is better than cake...DON'T YOU DARE CONTRADICT ME!! Shut up...i win you lose..no way you could've beat me! What? what are you looking at? Go away..no stay!! I'm sorry, i'm soooo sorry, i love you. 0.0. you...i love you...i love me...i love HIM!! who's him? you should know....idiot. Just kidding! Come back...i hate rubber bands, they suck. You put them in the freezer so they last and they dont...that's dumb..whoever thought of that is a moron. Pssh...what, they get bored and like 'hey i'm going to see if a rubber band will last if i put it in the freezer' pssh...whatever, they're dumb...they were probably hair dressers. Oh come on, you know i'm right..hair dressers don't kow how to play video games. I love video games...rubber bands have nothing on me. Same with milk. Orange juice...MAMOSAH!!! Dude, haven't you heard of a life? Get one and stop reading this...but..you...can't can you? ha!! i've got you..just kidding..yes you've probably played that button thing and probably know i'm copying some of it..well..you'd be WRONG!!! Stupid. I just rememberd the button thing and i thought 'hey it sounds like this' oh well. You're probably going to comment me and tell me i'm stupid. haha..you're funny, i'm not the one complaining for something i could've stopped reading. I'm just some dumb girl on the other side of the computer listening to her music as she writes this. Yes...i'm a girl..get over it. OMG!! jhonen vasquz is hot. So is pluto....the planet you moron. STOP MOVING WATER BOTTLE!! it keeps moving, no joke..i think my house is haunted...if so i'll blast that sucker out! BOOM!! Gonage!! Another death, strike 2! Hoo hoo...i hate santa...actually i don't..i was just kidding, i love santa..he so fat and pretty. Yes..I said pretty..he's pretty. You're pretty. 0.0 I like you. KISS ME I'M IRISH! i really am, i love being irish...but not as much as i love coffee. mmm, coffee and celery in the morning. yummy. It's 2008! can you believe it we're in like the future and we haven't even got floating cars yet!! how lame is that move "Back to the Future", pssh, the directors should've known we too stoopid to get our technology up that quickly. Freak. I hope they choked on an ice cube. I would kick them in their wenis. BOOM!! another death! STRIKE 2!! So..i am staring at a 100 peice puzzle..think i could do it? ..........................................................Me neither. Thanks a lot for your encouragment..you made me feel so good about myself..now i'm going to go blowdry my hair 'cause i'm so upset! What..you thought i was going to say something else didn't you? Meanie. I know what you did last summer. PENS ROCK!! I love black ink...and black. And toes. Ew..why did God put toes on our feet? Like alienation...we know the existance of aliens by our toes...i mean look at them. Stare, right now, at your toes and shift them around...see? ALIENS!! NOW CUT THEM OFF!! QUICKLY BEFORE THEY CHOKE ON ICE!! Lame..i'm lame...I know..don't worry...i'm going to stop eventually. EEEEVEEENTUALLLY!!!! (an eventually later) See?
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DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THROUGH THE WITCHES!! Anyway. So there's this game called SecondLife it rocks...so does my mini fone. Noone can beat my phone..noone. Aaan guess what..school starts in 3 honkey tonkin' days!! FUGGERSNIFFLE!!! I hate school, i hope a whord of stick people come and burn it with their firey fists o' pain! Stoopid teachers, stoopid ghetto stairs..gonna break any second! Man i hope my school DOES fall apart. I will finally get the peace i deserv. Anywho. Books fell on the floor, i'm sad. So is my kitty..he almost went the whole day without food, poooooor kat. Baka Baka Tu Est Bete!! So, i'm 16...haven't taken drivers ed yet...im messed up. I have a test i'm going to do..i'm going to stay silent all week in school unless i have to give my speech which is due in a few days...and unless i have to answer my teacher..other than that i will ignore EVERYONE and see what happens. Not like anyone would care anywayz...it just might be fun...to see how invisible i really am...to...have the same attention like any other day..*sigh* i've got problems. DON'T LOOK AT ME!! Well....there's an advertisement for a show called The Tudors...looks like he's going to choke her...she high on meth, he's the one that druged her, she's half awake, half dead, she's going to secretly smack him in the head with the gold thing she's carrying and i don't want to watch it. Yup...pretty much...Well mah poppets it's 2:01 friggin' AM. Gonna hit the hay...and jump in the sack and watch the back of my eyelids. Maybe i'll dream about Jared Padalecki!! OOOH good mother of the stone frog in my front yard he's hot...whoooooh! Aaaaaand now, a quote from a smart person!!! "I'm not smart, I'm just curious" -Albert Einstein...which means...we all are not smart!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!! GNIGHT!!!!!!!
First post...YA BABY!!!
So, shoots..whats there to say.. First off..to ANYONE who reads this..plz just put something that lets me know i'm not writing to air...or insanity..or something, i need to write to humanity!! 'Cause animals are dieing. Anyway. So...a blog huh? What the heck is a blog anyway? Why was it named a blog? Stoopidity is the enemy. ya..i decided to do random blogs everyday...oooh. fun fun..just for the heck of it...what..you wanted me to say hell huh? hahah..i'm no foul mouth varment hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Weeeelll...Invader Zim rocks...i love gir...Gir was the turkey all along!!!! So, i'm drinking tea now..how english of me..how stereotypical of me...how yum-me! Roses are red, violets are blue, you hate me and i hate you. mildew sucks. it's so gross..I HATE IT! i'm glad i have none in my house...dis-gustahing. I hate that word newb..it's so newbish. It's so idiotic, it's so...simple..call him something else...that new idiot needs to learn the game somehow..calling him a newb just makes him get all crybabyish and quit the game..stoopid noob. Lovely day it was today, stupid island. I hate hawaii. I think i caught island fever. I don't even belong here...i hate the nothing to do except get skin cancer from the sun. who wants to get dressed all nice and warm for the skating rink in summer year-round? I guess that's their only chance of seeing some sort of cold. Except if they come to my house...then they feel freezing. keeping the house so friggen cold we cover with blankets while it's almost 100 degreez outside. Well my poppets...imma go to bed soon. Sleeping and dreaming and sleeping...omg...Moulder is so hot. aaaaand now...a famous quote from a smart person. "Speak softly and carry a big stick" meaning your words don't matter untill you look like your going to kill someone. GNIGHT!
drkninkid
So i think you might have like, THE most confusing
self-intro-thing of anyone on the web...just short of
like, some half-witted comedian whose pants caught on
fire and coincidently burned his/her new material for
that night...so they tell old and random non-funny
jokes. ok...maybe they're a tad bit funny...So would
you happen to know where i could see some awesome shows
around here.?. I mean i don't mean to interrupt your
day and whatever awesomeness that may or may not be
occuring, but it's a matter of music and death here...
posted Jun 23