I went for a walk the other day next to a pub and the most gorgeous guy comes out. he was dreamy! so I'm "strutting my stuff" ya know, sexy pout, eyes locked into his and guess what.... I walk straight into a coach!! ( a bus not a trainer you silly americans.)
on that note...
I had a party the other day and it was amazing!
there was booze,weed and free coke being passed around, people that I didn't even know were crawling out from pubs to hit it up. there were rockers and hip hoppers, ganstas, goths, preppy richies, golddiggers,tatooed girls that look like they came out of a Suicide Girls™ photoshoot, chauvinists...anyone you can think of was there! people were getting off with each other (meaning kissing) but then people started to fuck like jackrabbits and banshees on the tables!
I walked in on Deana Hart giving head to Brian Aveit.
in my mum's bedroom.
quite a shock it was,really being that Deana is how you say "not off her rocker". She's a do-gooder.
so then fags came and started lolling about with berets taped to their heads and I had to laugh becos it was too funny. a fag in a beret...how uncommon is that?
then I got drunk I mean really drunk. I had shots of Jack Daniels and Marty my personal (well my mum's) personal barkeep served Long Island's and sex on the beach to past the time while he was staring at some teenage girls that had not known his real age and therefore took their bra-tops off and had their giant basooms bouncing about. OH! then my bf came, blake and he bought me chips (french fries not potatoes chips) and I scarfe them down becos I had the hungies. or "munchies" as you call them. then we had sex on the patio and then it was back into the party to see my ex Alex in with ex Rachel. ewwww. she is disgusting with stickyout eyes that make her look like a stickbug. what he sees in her I dunno but Blake (my bf who I might just kill) made me talk to him after a month almost.
cheers, Blake. :)
hours later everyone left except for 5 or 10 people. we had an after party teaparty sort of. we ate chips and drank milky coffee to sober up but it was quite impossible becos Samson kept passing coke around and had to have a line. or two.
then we goy high again and danced to Yelle, The Ting Tings and Robyn. I qutie enjoy them.
so alls well that ends well.
did I mention I slept with Matt? oh ya, he fucked me like one of those wild, outta contorl fast moving horses. on a stool.
blake forgave me cos I was drunk. I didn't know any better!(great excuse). actually he didn't care. I mean, srsly.....we're not that official.
I'm learning to speak french.
and German.
tata,loves. :)
larsky
thats preetttyyyy fuck`n crazy! sounds fun sorry i
missed out on it since i live in seattle and all
posted Sep 05