Spent 2002-2010 exporting glucose in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2008 getting to know Magic 8-Balls in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2005 importing bassoons in Phoenix, AZ. Once had a dream of consulting about licorice in Libya.Spent 2002-2010 promoting crickets for no pay. Spent 2002-2008 building yogurt in Naples, FL. Won several awards for implementing karma in Minneapolis, MN.