my dearest Christian....where does such a bad wife begin? I am so sorry I ahven't been on here since, eh, probably when the medeival knights where runnig around sending arrows into one anothers pulsating aortas. I have been so busy with school, I sure hope your end of the fantasized college spectrum is faring better? any final art pieces you have to turn in? how is art class going, drawing anything good? a lil anime here, some old guys on a bench, or are you one a muh abstract brothas, representin picasso, Georgia style? although, not quite sure how you can get abstract down in Georgia or anywhere in the south for that matter. you can only draw the peach and variations of dolly parton's gravitational defying, almost structurally impossible body type so many times. it'll always be a fuzzy fruit and a country woman's botoxed face. but please, for the sake of my conversational awkwardness and poor excuse for punctuality, fill me in on your life, it's been ages, middle ages!!! ermmm that was more corny than intended :
AH, tell me about it! Me and the ol' pops drove down to Hardees the other day when I was sick, and in some severe lack of judgement and a moment of mental retardation, I ordered the little thickburger, a 1/4 pound wad of multi-origin meat, stiff lettuce, and enough mayonnaise to feed a thrid world country in the east somewhere. 910 calories later, I think I had to waddle to the car I was so full. but never fear, you aren't communicating with a beached whale these days, "Walk away the ponuds" videos are a minor form of salvation and recitude to my fast food blunders. I am a junior in good ol' highschool...gosh, I sound so young, might as well stick me in a blindingly pink, glittery, rhine-stone infested Hannah Montana t-shirt and call me a fourth-grader. I do have a email, although the name, embarassingly, had something to do with food and I never check it. you got a myspace, beau?
And we definitely need to find a better way to chat chat chat it up! whoa, two comments in one day, that's gotta be a record for lil ol' me...usually I can barely get one in a month and that's only if Jeepers Creepers aint be playin on some Dish network channel.
ah, please, sorta cute would do, but wicked cute? you flatter me so! you make a girl blush like an over-ripe tomatoe bathed in red paint and put under one of those red infared lights they always have a fast food joints that kind of make you think twice about eating the curly fries. SCAD sounds very tempting, are you a freshman there, sophhomore, junior, or, dare I ask, a senior?
O I can not thank my online soon-to-be-wed husband enough for forgiving my tardiness! All those write ups an tardy slips would have sent me straight to juvie. Its my first time as a fiance so you gotta cut a home girl some slack :] I could have sorn that college thing said SCAB and, you know, I'm not one to judge, but I was thinking a school packed full of art children scurrying around with their pastels and notepads could have come up with a better college name than SCAB. But anywho, where might this SCAD college be located so that I can book my tuition asap! And I will definitely check out your music stuff, as soon as I eat me some delectable reeces pieces, those things should become the new kind of percipitation, forget the rain, all it does is give life to plants and fuels the ocean, and reeces could do that too, people just need to have a little faith.
ok, so this message/comment/social tid-bit is unforgtiveably late and I am eternally sorry. Gosh, I've been so busy I can't even sit down and remember to make myself that deliscious sandwhich you recommended me! You know what, we might as well just get hitched and then you can make me the sandwhich on our honeymoon in Vegas after the 52year old, wannabe Elvis with a noticable gut marries us in a neon encrusted church! isn't that every girls dream or what? SO I've been meaning to ask you, how is the artsy, self-discovering college life going so far? I was thinking about getting into graphic design, do you think that would be wise? (sounds like a line from the karate kid, all I needed was a 'Sensai' at the end of it) have you got your purevolume music page up yet? The re-runs of Rihanna, Metro station and rappers rapping about dough, bro's and ho's on the radio is turning my poor cerebellum to mush.
hahaha, you know I think I could leave the fateful decision of my future soulmate in the hands of a bulbous, squatty fuit called a tomato. and that sandwhich you suggested sounded quite delectable, but don't book the crappy, chunky dj for the wedding just yet, I haven't sampled the epic sandwich yet! how is the artistic, self-expression college life going? is it so much better than highschool? And I simply can't contain myself for your music page to come up soon, its like waiting for the next month when dairy queen will have its cotton candy (limited time only) blizzard come around again. Man, I could immerse myself and drown in that sickeningly sweet, fluffy dollops of heaven on a red spoon! what kind of music group would you put yourself in when categorizing your playing style? whoa, that sentence sounded really official and business-like of me :]
awww, what an adorable sounding type of dog, although I'm not sure what it looks like. i kinda stopped watching Animal Planet a few years back after MTV hit it big and my resevoir of dog knowledge has become severely impaired. I know this is kind of a random question, but what do you do for a living? If its something illegal I'll be perfectly content with a riveting cover-up answer :]
Hannah
my dearest Christian....where does such a bad wife
begin? I am so sorry I ahven't been on here since, eh,
probably when the medeival knights where runnig around
sending arrows into one anothers pulsating aortas. I
have been so busy with school, I sure hope your end of
the fantasized college spectrum is faring better? any
final art pieces you have to turn in? how is art class
going, drawing anything good? a lil anime here, some
old guys on a bench, or are you one a muh abstract
brothas, representin picasso, Georgia style? although,
not quite sure how you can get abstract down in Georgia
or anywhere in the south for that matter. you can only
draw the peach and variations of dolly parton's
gravitational defying, almost structurally impossible
body type so many times. it'll always be a fuzzy fruit
and a country woman's botoxed face. but please, for the
sake of my conversational awkwardness and poor excuse
for punctuality, fill me in on your life, it's been
ages, middle ages!!! ermmm that was more corny than
intended :
posted Dec 15
Hannah
AH, tell me about it! Me and the ol' pops drove down to
Hardees the other day when I was sick, and in some
severe lack of judgement and a moment of mental
retardation, I ordered the little thickburger, a 1/4
pound wad of multi-origin meat, stiff lettuce, and
enough mayonnaise to feed a thrid world country in the
east somewhere. 910 calories later, I think I had to
waddle to the car I was so full. but never fear, you
aren't communicating with a beached whale these days,
"Walk away the ponuds" videos are a minor form of
salvation and recitude to my fast food blunders. I am a
junior in good ol' highschool...gosh, I sound so young,
might as well stick me in a blindingly pink, glittery,
rhine-stone infested Hannah Montana t-shirt and call me
a fourth-grader. I do have a email, although the name,
embarassingly, had something to do with food and I
never check it. you got a myspace, beau?
posted Nov 17
Hannah
And we definitely need to find a better way to chat
chat chat it up! whoa, two comments in one day, that's
gotta be a record for lil ol' me...usually I can barely
get one in a month and that's only if Jeepers Creepers
aint be playin on some Dish network channel.
posted Nov 03
Hannah
ah, please, sorta cute would do, but wicked cute? you
flatter me so! you make a girl blush like an over-ripe
tomatoe bathed in red paint and put under one of those
red infared lights they always have a fast food joints
that kind of make you think twice about eating the
curly fries. SCAD sounds very tempting, are you a
freshman there, sophhomore, junior, or, dare I ask, a
senior?
posted Nov 03
Hannah
O I can not thank my online soon-to-be-wed husband
enough for forgiving my tardiness! All those write ups
an tardy slips would have sent me straight to juvie.
Its my first time as a fiance so you gotta cut a home
girl some slack :] I could have sorn that college thing
said SCAB and, you know, I'm not one to judge, but I
was thinking a school packed full of art children
scurrying around with their pastels and notepads could
have come up with a better college name than SCAB. But
anywho, where might this SCAD college be located so
that I can book my tuition asap! And I will definitely
check out your music stuff, as soon as I eat me some
delectable reeces pieces, those things should become
the new kind of percipitation, forget the rain, all it
does is give life to plants and fuels the ocean, and
reeces could do that too, people just need to have a
little faith.
posted Oct 24
Hannah
ok, so this message/comment/social tid-bit is
unforgtiveably late and I am eternally sorry. Gosh,
I've been so busy I can't even sit down and remember to
make myself that deliscious sandwhich you recommended
me! You know what, we might as well just get hitched
and then you can make me the sandwhich on our honeymoon
in Vegas after the 52year old, wannabe Elvis with a
noticable gut marries us in a neon encrusted church!
isn't that every girls dream or what? SO I've been
meaning to ask you, how is the artsy, self-discovering
college life going so far? I was thinking about getting
into graphic design, do you think that would be wise?
(sounds like a line from the karate kid, all I needed
was a 'Sensai' at the end of it) have you got your
purevolume music page up yet? The re-runs of Rihanna,
Metro station and rappers rapping about dough, bro's
and ho's on the radio is turning my poor cerebellum to
mush.
posted Oct 16
Hannah
hahaha, you know I think I could leave the fateful
decision of my future soulmate in the hands of a
bulbous, squatty fuit called a tomato. and that
sandwhich you suggested sounded quite delectable, but
don't book the crappy, chunky dj for the wedding just
yet, I haven't sampled the epic sandwich yet! how is
the artistic, self-expression college life going? is it
so much better than highschool? And I simply can't
contain myself for your music page to come up soon, its
like waiting for the next month when dairy queen will
have its cotton candy (limited time only) blizzard come
around again. Man, I could immerse myself and drown in
that sickeningly sweet, fluffy dollops of heaven on a
red spoon! what kind of music group would you put
yourself in when categorizing your playing style? whoa,
that sentence sounded really official and business-like
of me :]
posted Sep 14
Hannah
awww, what an adorable sounding type of dog, although
I'm not sure what it looks like. i kinda stopped
watching Animal Planet a few years back after MTV hit
it big and my resevoir of dog knowledge has become
severely impaired. I know this is kind of a random
question, but what do you do for a living? If its
something illegal I'll be perfectly content with a
riveting cover-up answer :]
posted Aug 25