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Funny how promises mean everythign until theyre broken, then sorry means nothing. Alright, who let the old man snore? Im a fucking unicorn! I ike people who like turtles. Im done looking, i want someone to find me. Marrying random people on twitter without their knowledge. "You scare people away!" "NO! I only scare the lame people away so i can have the best conversations with awesome people!" What has 148 teeth and hides the incredible hulk? My zipper! I support high school dropouts..who else is going to make my big mac? When we were kids, looks didnt matter. Now, when did we become so judgemental? Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Im the one youll regret losing. Take a walk in my shooes, i bet youll fall the first step. You hate me? Good that means im doing something right. Dear 6, please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely 7. Sometimes i think about my life and i want to bang my head against the wall. Hey, wanna come over, eat pizza, watch a disney movie, and maybe fall helplessly in love? Just a suggestion. I was so enchanted by your beauty, i ran into a wall over there. So ill need your name and number for insurance purposes. That stupid dance you do when you take off skinnies. To whoever reading this: you are one crazy sexy motherfucker and you make this world amazing! Walmart: because target means putting on pants. Yeah im a virgin and proud of it! When the internet is your life. Has anyone noticed elevators never have elevator music? Yes i got my swagga back. Dear person reading this, you can do it. Dear whoever grants 11:11 wishes, DO YOUR JOB FOR ONCE! Personalities are great but they dont make beautiful children. Doesnt matter how old you are, if a balloon falls, you dive for it. "Shaggy scoob velma go down and check the basement. Daphne and i will check upstairs in the bedrooms" freddy you magnificent bastard! Reading this was pointless. If you want to know me, TALK!♥
