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Hey there.

I'm Lois, and I could just be your next best friend.

Everyone's unique, so I guess I'm just another one of them.

I'm a rather odd human being, with a great fondness for documentaries about the formation of our galaxy.

I tend to hoard useless but interesting facts and spout them out at inappropriate times.
(I tried to use the fact that about one half of 1% of FM radio 'noise' is actually the noise of the Big Bang to persuade my mother to let me watch Jeremy Kyle. It didn't work...)

I tend to be viewed as a grumpy misanthrope - I think the human species is over-rated as a whole. I mean, some humans are perfectly acceptable but I have really lost faith in humans - starting with myself, honestly - as a species. But go on, surprise me. Someone's got to.

I'm fantastically sarcastic, which isn't everyone's cup of tea.
I have a strange sense of humour, in which I'm mostly quite dry, cutting and sardonic but I do get amused by people falling over/tripping over things. I'm particularly attached to the rather tamer comedy that is someone walking into a glass door.

I really am very, very attached to correct grammar, punctuation and spelling. I have a sort of literacy-based OCD. I really feel quite distraught in seeing how apostrophes have all but disappeared from our youth's society of today. I notice there also seems to be a great abundance of misused semi-colons - it's terrible, the uses this innocent piece of punctuation is being put to. Please respect your language - literacy is a gift!


LET'S BE FRIENDS.
And and and, if you're going to add me, talk.
Makes it a whole lot more worthwhile.
I don't just want to be another little icon on your friend list; I want to be your friend. :]


I probably drink too much tea. Just milk please, if you're making one.


Four words out of many that could be used to describe me:
I am...
- a sesquipedalianist
- odd
- a misanthrope
- a... possibility


Over & Out, kiddies.

 
 
October 16

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Life . . .  isn't that some kind of sexually-transmitted disease?

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August 3

Soundtrack to a recovery, I guess

The Dangerous Summer - Surfaced

I set my words on the ground and I was grinding my teeth.
I planted pieces of light to see if planets could speak.
It took my mind by surprise when I was finally free,
Through all my darkest days.

I felt my heartbeat again, and dropped to my knees.
There was a sun in my eyes that made a star out of me.
It's like my life was a list and my head was first to get crossed off.
And It's the pleasure that I keep to sit down with my friends,
And talk about my day.

Can you hear me?
Well I don't even care.
I'll stop my screaming if you look the other way.
It's been a bad year,
So let me sleep in one more day.

I really found the simple things live closest to your home.
I'm not alone because I live inside a world that is my own.
I haven't found what I've been looking for yet,
But you can count on me to stay forever.

And that's the truth, we'll stay just fine.
I'm coming back and just on time to be myself again;
The way that made me real.
So tell me, have you surfaced yet?

This is how it felt when I was growing up,
And being part of no one but you found yourself,
And that says a lot to me these days.
I'm sorry for the way I used to be,
I was just a kid,
Just a kid.

Can you hear me?
Well I don't even care.
I'll stop my screaming if you look the other way.
It's been a bad year,
So let me sleep in one more day.
I really found the simple things live closest to your home.
I'm not alone because I live inside a world that is my own.
I haven't found what I've been looking for yet,
But you can count on me to stay forever.

Yeah, let me sleep it off.
"Try not to be hard on yourself,"
Was all I ever heard from her.
I finally think I understand what she was saying to me,
Because nothing's worth the pain in your back; believe in that.
The world can take control but don't ever lose your heart,
Because I know you better than that,
Because I know you better than that.

Can you hear me?
Well I don't even care.
I'll stop my screaming if you look the other way.
It's been a bad year,
So let me sleep in one more day.
I really found the simple things live closest to your home.
I'm not alone because I live inside a world that is my own.
I haven't found what I've been looking for yet,
But you can count on me to stay forever.

---

Pretty much relates to what's going on with me right now. It's a great song too.

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November 11

Exams :]

My behavior is "not acceptable in a study enviroment".

All I may or may not have done was make farmyard noises, and perhaps rather loudly. Ooops. My bad.

German exam on Thursday. :/ "Wo ist mein Handy? Ich habe mein Handy verlossen!" ;]

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Hi. We became friends a long long time ago. However, I
wanted to reacquaint myself with you, because you still
seem cool, and I love grammar too.

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NeverShoutRobyn

lolol ive never been to majorca but i have heard ALOT
of tourists go there :P loads of people and sun isnt my
thing id rather go to the quiet places :)

NeverShoutRobyn

ahah :P ill have to use that one sometime ;) ....okay
okay i believe yahh ....yeah its pretty cool i guess im
more of a canada person though tbh :) i love spain
though which part did you go too ?

NeverShoutRobyn

haha gawddd :P lazyness tut tut ........ive been to
spain about 5 times now didnt go this year though :P
went to florida again :P ....i agree sometimes they
just dont and you never become friends again oh well
though :)

NeverShoutRobyn

ahha awhhh bless......swine flu :D:D lmao .....say
mother , robyn told me to go to spain so please :(
spain will defoo make me feel better :D ....ahh just
there all still in the bitchy stage....bitching about
each other D:

 
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