Tales of total nonsense #2

Posted January 23, 2009

So Zombies are freaking scary. I hate them. ive been having ALOT of zombie dreams lately. And in every single one of them i get my leg nawed off. So then im like "Crap, now i cant walk. Your a homo you freaking zombie!" and then the zombie would just shrug its shoulders and say "Pfft, Ima zombie! i do what i want!" Its really ticking me off! I kinda like my legs! Although on the plus side, i could have weelchair races with mah best buddy erin!!!! Woot Erin!!!! I had this one dream when i got attacked by zombies in a church, and they didnt burst into flames! I thought zombies were spose to burst into flames when they entered a church! Then they nawed my legs off.