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+ Dragon Ball Z was the best anime show ever!!! and saliormoon and beyblade, cardcaptors, full metal alchemist, naruto, witch hunter robin, eureka seven, death note, gundam seed destiny. just putting that out there

okay i think that's it. therefore....

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July 11

so i'm extremeyl bord

so bord it's not even funny. hahaha no that didn't work. oh well, i'll just sit here in my chair and die of bordness. i had a good life. no more school that the good thing. i will miss you all. now i will die of bordness and magically be able to still type on the computer for the world 's langest time, i'll be int he guniess world record book for it. i'll never e beat EVER. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Cheers!

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June 26

shit

i forgot i had this. damn. well lets hope that never happens again. but it probably will. remind me if it does, k thanks.

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April 28

I'm sick...

and i feel like shit. i'm so hot and here no eat in our house it's like zero derees celcuis in here. i'm dieing oh my gosh i'm dieing. I need some soup. urgh. i hate being sick. it makes me sick

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February 12

woah woah woah funny much!!!!

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".........

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May 14

Randon story

I have a story. i wrote it's really funny OMG. it's about a donkey. i don't know why i'm posting it i'm just odd that way while here it goes the donkey story.

The Donkey story

One day there was a donkey named George. George was very dumb. He was fat and always tripped over his feet. One day george went for a walk along Niaraga falls. George was walking so close to the falls that he fell in because he tripped over his stupid feet "I hate u Frank" yelled george. He named his feet frank because he didn't have any friends. Anyways back to the story. Goegre was falling and while he was he meet some ppl. He meet George Bush, Paris Hilton, frank-somehow his feet fell off i don't know. Geroge also meet his brother James. Now James was the smart one, why he was falling off the falls i have no idea, so i'll make george ask him. "James WH WH WHY r u fall falling down the NIGrara falls" asked george. "because some one pushed me i think it was ur stupid friend said James. "Wheni grow up i want to be an assassin and kill all the rich ppl" Goerge said with a big smile on his face."Goerge i doubt that u will ever grow up ur 2 f'd in the head for that" said james. "hey just because i'm a dumbass doesn't mean i' don't know anything...OMG bread!!!" Yelled george. they were getting closer and closer to the bottom goerge was going down faster because he was running after the bread literally. Goerge didn't know that his brother was an assassin, and he was sent to go and kill george because he was so stupid. so James took out a auto- matic gun and started blasting goerge. music satred to play out of nowhere. it ws coming form George bush he turned himself into a robot and started playing disco. Now goerge loved disco. that was the one thing he was actually good at to be quite frank. ha ha ha frank that's funny *cough* sorry got carried away. anywayz james missed and killed some old lady at the bottom. heh heh that 's funny an old lady died. I rememebr this one time when some random old bitch throw rocks at me, she almost throw her cane so i ran. oh snap not again okay i'll stay focused this time. when george got to the bottom he was on mars. At the bottom of the falls there was a whole and that's how he ended up in mars. on mars Geogre the donkey made friends with goegre bush because they both had the same name. James had rocket boots on so he didn't die. but Paris OMG i feel so sorry 4 her...NOT. Anywayz when she got to the bottom there were hill-billies everywere, there were forks and spoons everywhere. so she jumped in the whole and ended up on shallow rich bitches planet. where all the shallow ppl lived. the world was saved because all the bad ppl were join exspect 4 me i survived and still live on the planet earth now i will rule the world and make everyone my slaves HAHAHAHAHAAHA *cough* sorry, got carried away again. I swear it will never happen. then the Pepsi commercial came on. u know the pepsi commercial were the guy and the girl jump out of a store and started dancing down the street and they danced on a taxi and the guy threw the girl up in the air and she never came back down. that was the funniest commercial i have ever seen. i love that commercial.

THE END

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