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Hey :) thanks for checking out my profile! For those of you who don’t know me my name is Shelby Howard, I am 17, and I am currently a senior at Florence Carlton High School. I am a really friendly, chill person. I am really outgoing and adventurous and I love doing new, crazy things. As you can tell, I talk A LOT lol. Four things that I absolutely could not live without are my amazing friends and family, sports and music. I am so blessed to have so many family members that are always there for me when I need them and the same goes for my friends, I don’t know how I could go one day without my friends and family! Without them, I wouldn’t be the strong, independent person that I am. I love sports; they have always been something that I have loved ever since I was a little girl. I love pretty much every sport known to man lol. But my all time favorite sports are drag racing, football, softball, baseball, basketball, golf, swimming, and tennis. I went to my first drag race when I was only 2 weeks old, and I believe that was the day that I fell in love with it, that and I have it in my blood. Drag racing is one of many family sports for me, so it is one of the sports that share an interest in with my dad. I learn a lot about drag racing and cars from him. I like many different kinds of racing but my other favorite kind of racing is NASCAR. My favorite driver is Kasey Kahne. Now I know what you’re thinking, “you only like him because he’s cute.” Well yeah I will admit that I do think he’s cute, I think he’s sexy in fact lol but I also like him because he is a good racer, and I think that he carries himself very well. I am a HUGE Dallas Cowboys fan, another thing that I inherited from my dad. We have season tickets, so if you ever want to go to a game just let me know lol. Music has helped me through a lot of good and bad times in my life. I listen to random stuff, but I listen to pretty much every genre of music. And of course, you can’t forget Dane Cook lol After I graduate high school, I want to go to college to be either an athletic trainer or an X-ray technician. I’m not sure what college I want to attend but as soon as I do, I promise I’ll let you know lol. Well now that you know a little bit about me, you can look at my pictures or read more about me and my likes and dislikes on the other parts of my page, and if you want to know more about me, ask me a question, or just say hey, you can comment me or message me. Or if you want to add me as a friend, you can friend request me. Do whatever floats your boat lol well I hope that you have a good rest of your day, night or whatever time it is wherever you are lol “Mmmm…they taste like a French fry in chip form. Now all I need is some ketchup.” “Look! It’s a glorious field of Leafy Spurge!...If I hear about leafy spurge one more time...LEAFY SPURGE.” “AHHH!!! ATTACK OF THE FLYING ANTS!!!!” “Silly Shelby, tricks are for kids!” “So that they’re together with us, as in dating, as in marriage, as in forever.” "Let's drink poptarts and eat champagne." "She was like, 'You like him, you die.' So I was just like, 'Ohhhh.'" "And I was just like, 'What the F, Will Smith?'" "*in high-pitched voice* DOGGIE!!...*lowers voice* Drug doggie..." "Why would he fall through your crack?" "Wow, people probably hate you now...I don't care." "That just made you, like, twenty times whiter." "It's like a 'V' in switch-blade form." "I was gonna say my butt, but I didn't..." "He's taller than you, so he can totally just sneak a peek." "So you're running through the ghetto, right? ....wait, I'm running through the ghetto?" "You look like walking Valentine's Day...I look like walking Death." "You're not a good kid, you have a picture of a dick on your phone." "I thought I was the pimp that knew everyone?!" "I can actually feel the fur growing inside me." "Come on, Shelby! We got places to go and people to see!...What kind of people? The people of the people-ee sort." "Here's the biscuit...I'm flipping it at you right now." "That was a little more than a surge." "*says in fancy accent* I'm so excited, and I don't even know why." "That wasn't a fancy accent, that was just my voice. *in southern accent* That's just how I talk." "Sometimes...well, most of the time...actually, all the time..." "If she doesn't let you, I'm coming after her...with a pencil?" "There is no judging in this conversation." "Who would be texting me at this time of night?...what?" "Chuckle?!...yeah, I like that word." "Uh...you make no sense to me, Hope Tucker." "The 'What' quote?" "We just made a quote in a quote itself...wait, is that a quote too?...yeah, I think it is." "Pink is the new black. Pink is the new black. PINK is the new black, when we all know that fuckin' black is the new black, silly French." -Synyster Gates "I got Chester from Linkin Park's signature!! I got an autogram!! I'm so excited!!!" "I thought it was a candy dispenser...shit candy." -Joe Troman "One day, dude, I'm just gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna run into the woods, and I'm never gonna come back, and when I come back, I'm gonna be the knifemaster." -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "I hope I look like the one with pink hair...I like pink hair." "Look at how little I am, I'm a little guy." -Pete Wentz "Just so you know, you don't play guitar with your neck, bro...you play it with your bum bum." -Synyster Gates "That's good...that's the best tasting thing I've ever had here...here when I been here, I had the best thing." -Synyster Gates "Oh, shit. Oh, shit, what's in the bucket? What's in the bucket but a bucket of shit, but a bucket of grapes, and the grapes in the mouth? Grapes in the mouth make you happy down south, make you get a big boner, what you gonna do?" -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "Look at the size of that fucking duck!!! Look at that duck!! Come here, fuckin' stallion duck!! He's not afraid at all!! HE'S NOT AFRAID AT ALL!!!...That's the biggest fucking duck I've ever seen in my life..." -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "Where you guys coming from?...Hopefully not France, 'cause I hear they're wearing red shirts over there." -Synyster Gates "Let's come and laugh at meee...let's come laugh at the artiiist...I'm outta here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming out for ten years, and when I come back, I'm bringing out Avenged Sevenfold." -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "Aw...I want a turtle, I'd name him Petey." "Or I could be a vampire dressed up as a cowgirl and a cop wearing Aviators, because I'm M. Shadows' girlfriend." "What if grapes were blue?...I mean, just imagine a world where all the grapes were blue..." "Aw...you guys would be so cute going to prom in that little putt-putt...little what-what?" "People would be like, 'Since when does M. Shadows have boobs?! What is going on?!!'" "I'm gonna bring Harry the Spider to school...NOOOO...but Harry likes people!! Well, I don't like Harry..." "Shelby Lynn Howard, you listen to me right now...LA LA LA LA LA LA, I can't hear you! Then she'd spank me with a wooden spoon, and I'd stop." "I can't be a vampire with Mitchell Davis teeth!" "When I do wear glasses, I feel like a poser who's faking being visually impaired." "He's one of the cutest creepsters that ever lived." "Where do you think he got the hood from? THE SWEATSHIRT." "I did enjoy the music while my party was reached." "His voice is way deepy-er...it's a cross between the words 'deeper' and 'sexy'....deepy-er..." "Goodbye, lovely chocolate arm! I loved you while you were attached!" "My head itches; maybe I have lice." "She just totally molested your water bottle. Your water bottle has officially been molested." "Feliz Beeahrtdeo!! Happy Chistmas!!" "So I'm pretty sure my birthday's tomorrow..." "Way to be creative with your life." "I'm gonna call you, popcorn-booger head!" "That's exactly what you meant...ACTUALLY, it's not..." "So I have a really spicy taste in my mouth right now, and I don't know why." "I'm quite a riot to go shopping with, I must say." "I just remembered I have tacks in my pocket..." "Did you tell me what you were doing this weekend?...I forgot to listen to you." "Guys aren't supposed to have butts." "Good thing I'm a good kid and don't drink, 'cause our house is pretty much a liquor store." "BRRRIIIAAANNNN!!!!.....Who's Brian?" "Yeah...she flirts with everything...so there's like a random chair sitting there, and she's like, hey, baby, can I sit in your lap?" "Awww...him in his little striped coat!" "No, Morgan, I will not sleep with the monkeys from Mars!" "Who's Shirley?" "It's probably fake...yeah, he just taped a mohawk to his head." "*in English accent* What a hottie!" "Look out! You're about to be hit by a table!" "Crucial decision: should I get a Glide or a Voyager?...are we still speaking of the cellular phonic type?...yes, that we are." "Do you wanna get punched in the face?" "You're a little too hot for me, penguin." "You know, being sick just doesn't look good on me." "You wouldn't go in to war without your best ammo...so why would you get on stage without a Schecter?" -Zacky Vengeance "Your dream people have potty mouths." "This is my story-listening face." "Am I not allowed to hang out with you while you're speaking German?" "My creepster senses are tingling." "She's a whore bag lady...she's brown baggin' it." "Awww...he's cute....except for his hairy ass." "Or you can come to my house, and we can watch movies with my amazing surround sound that rocks the floor." "So I'm pretty sure my beanie smells like marshmallows,...you know, suddenly I really got the urge to go camping." "Snickerdoodle James Baker, you get your muffin bean in this house right now before I kick it!" "It just makes me realize how much I suck at life, once again." "It's like the Air Force! But with jobs!" "So I'm pretty sure if you say you're pretty sure one more time, I'm gonna pretty sure you right in the face." "Is that a bug or did someone throw chilli up there?" "Who the fuck is Zacky Vengeance?" "So I'm pretty sure the bathroom is a waterjacker." "Fuck you and your polka dots!" "Who's Jade, and what is he presenting?" "I'm motherfuckin' Zacky fuckin' Vengeance, bitch." "Zacky: I’d sometimes want x-ray vision so I could check out Syn’s package. Syn: I'm Synyster Gates. He’s talking about my package." "Interviewer: A stranger comes up to you and asks you to describe Avenged Sevenfold's music. What would you tell them? Zacky: I don’t talk to strangers." "Syn and Zacky: There’s a castle?! Interviewer: There’s loads of castles. Syn Gates: Oh my God!" "Synyster: I don’t actually have anything against the actual fuckin’ part that’s in the computer, but I have a part…*pauses and laughs* Johnny: You have a part?" "Shadows: Shit Dog's got ass hair all over his body. Zack probably does too. Zacky: My back's alright. My ass gets shaven often, so... [Everyone laughs.] Snodgrass: You get that shit waxed or what? Zacky: No, that's a little embarrassing. Shadows: Zacky Vengeance shaves his ass. Zacky: Waxing's far too embarrassing. Daemeon: Do it like a man." Zacky: My final words for this interview are…(puts the recorder in his mouth) WAAAAA! (laughs and passes it to Synyster) Syn: I don’t have anything. Zacky: WAAAAAAAA!! (passes it to Synyster) Syn: (shouts) I don’t have any… Zacky: WAAAAAAAAAA!!! (passes it to Synyster again) Syn: I still don’t have… Zacky: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! "Do you want some water?...No, just some Walter." -Synyster Gates "Just a spoonful of Jimmy helps the whole world go down." -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "I'm yelling at you from the light, isn't that awesome?! WOOO!! Two dicks and one ball, we're changing the spectrum. We're changing the whole spectrum! YEAH!!" -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "You can't spell bass without ass." -Zacky Vengeance "They don't give a flying fuck about us...cool." -Synyster Gates "If Metallica said fuckin' yeah, Kurt's right next to me, I'd be like oh, wow...nah, I'd probably just say cool." -Synyster Gates "M. Shads: Synyster Gates everybody. Syn: I lovez mah gunz." "I don't know. He's got a boner. I'm only a man." -Synyster Gates "M. Shads: Do you know how many wrong lyrics I would have without Zack here? Zacky: YEAHH!!!!" "It's a guitar player's wet dream in here." -M. Shadows "My internal organs have just failed; it's a massive internal failure. Like I can feel usually one of them will just pang as opposed to, you know, another. They're all going...yeah, they're still going...wait, they're still going, dude. You just gotta fuckin' be like, hey, come on, you know, like the old Nintendo system where you gotta fuckin' be like, hey, come on, play the game." -The Reverend Tholomew Plague "When I first heard that song, I nearly shit myself." -Johnny Christ "Zacky: Syn, what are you doing? It's the last night of Taste of Chaos, bro? Syn: Hubble, hubble. Zacky: We're in Edmonton. EDMONTON. Syn: Did you just say Edmonton? Zacky: Yeah, man. Syn: Are you talking about the Edmonton, the same Edmonton that is the capital of the Canadian province of Alberta? Zacky: Yeah! Syn: Oh my good God! With a population of over 730,000 people? Zacky: That's what I'm sayin'! Syn: Located above the north Sasketchewan river? Zacky: You know it, man. Syn: Making it the metropolitan's first and foremost northern American country with a population of over one million? I'm ready to go! FUCK YEAH!" "M. Shads: Regin-ah? Like vagina? Syn: Yeah, like sloppy beef curtains." "Johnny Christ is my best friend. Johnny Christ is the leader of Avenged Sevenfold. Johnny Christ writes all the songs. Without Johnny Christ, Avenged Sevenfold would be nothing. We all hail Johnny Christ." -M. Shadows "I told them not to order the Armadillo at Denny's, but they did. Like some kind of possum on the half shell or something, and they got sick as shit." -Papa Gates "Syn: That's completely incorrect, what are you doing? J. B. Dizz: I thought you said vertical, sir. Syn: Vertical?! I said horizontal! Now finish it off." "*dressed up as Synyster Gates* I'm Synyster Gates, guitarist extraordinaire." -Zacky Vengeance "Give me the guitar. Don't pretend like you're playing a rockstar. You're just a roadie." -M. Shadows "Now it's smells like Hawaiian pizza in here...wait, is that you? YEAH! You smell like Hawaiian pizza!"