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FAINTPLAGUE
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My name is Dakota im a pretty chill guy Im also a musician but other than that i dont realy know wat to say if u wanna know more ask
If u wanna chat ill talk back
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posted May 01
FAINTPLAGUE
A man escapes from prison where he has been for
15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money
and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife
responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you too!!"
posted Mar 13
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we just released our lp and are finishing up with the
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posted Feb 27
morgan marie
that's almost hard to believe with all ur m-fing going
on lol :P
posted Jan 22
morgan marie
ok then i'm sorry i see your point i shouldn't have
done that. although u really should apologize 2 cuz u
pretty much dissed me 2! i really am a friendly
person...
posted Jan 22
morgan marie
wowwwwww u don't seem like a chill guy to me! well,
i'll apologize if you do!
posted Jan 22
morgan marie
u suck cuz u think the jonas brothers are gay or
whatever! there not! u r!
posted Jan 22
morgan marie
u suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
posted Jan 13