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we'll i watch a lot of comedies so here are a couple jokes WARNING: SOME COULD BE LAME SO READ BEYOUND PIONT AT OWN RISK!!!! 1) I like to keep my socks on during sex , i don't see what the big deal is ,it's just me naked alone at my computer anyway! -some comedy central special 2) Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog liking his"personel parts" and one guy says "Iwish i could do that!" the other guy says "Sholdn't you pet him first?" - comedy central 3)1st Guy: How was your weekend? 2nd Guy: I got kiked out the strip club. 1: Why? 2:WE'll you know how rappers say they make it rain, we'll I did not enough money too make it rain , so i wen't and got some change and made it hail.-dot dot curve, yea i'm the sex. 4) Schrader: Hey, guys. Don't go in there! That's breaking and entering. Bartleby: C'mon, Schrader, don't be scared. Schrader: Scared? I'm not scared, you're scared. Hands: Schrader, you were afraid to taste the new flavor of Dr. Pepper. Schrader: I told you that in confidence, Hands! Bartleby: Schrader you were afraid when your tooth fell out 'cuz you were terrified of the tooth fairy. Schrader: That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling throughmy shit - accepted 5)[bargaining with his sister, Lizzie] Bartleby: Ok, I'll give you anything you want, not money-related. Lizze: Your Razor scooter. Bartleby: Done. Lizze: And a fake ID. Bartleby: No! I'm not letting you drink! Lizzie: It's so I can vote, dumb-ass. Glen: You need a Razor scooter to vote? .-accepted if you didn't like it oh we'll i warned you

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