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17 Birthday Gurl!!! :D

It's my birthday...and I'll cry if I waaaant too....cry if I want tooooo!!!! :DD HAHA :p !!! 17 FINALLY!!! Another year of being on this Amazing place God has given us! LLL (Love and Live in Life)!! Love ya'll!!!

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JUNIOR - CLASS OF 2011

shweet! 2 years left of boring Pickens High School! :D ALMOST THROUGH! yaaaay. My choice of college is Coastal Carolina!!! lol. Pre-vet. Koolio. :)

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FOUND: Ryan's facebook, AKA My Tragic History's Website.......true poetry. lol

k so he was bored drivin down to indy so he wrote a story using 111 band names in the story.  pretty dumb aye.  but he was bored.

The story of Our Last Night.

            This will for sure be the Story of the Year. A Day to Remember defiantly.  So I had just One Morning Left to find a Job For A Cowboy at the Postal Service.  I don’t understand why he wanted to work there cause it’s the Furthest Drive Home for him, but he wanted to work there so whatever.  I was trying to get him it by Thursday but I had a Funeral For A Friend that I had to attend.  So I was walking to that and randomly some girl gave me a High Five Drive By and yelled, “Die Radio Die!”  Weird.  But it was okay cause she was Drop Dead Gorgeous.  So I kept walking and I pass The Cars at the dealership and I was like, “It’s hot.  It must be like 98 Degrees.” So I look over and see they were all In Flames!   I yelled, “Hell Yeah!, Alexisonfire!” (haha get it a Lexus on fire hah im dumb).  But it was cool.  Then I called The Police. I dialed 3oh!3-1997.  “Calling All Cars”, the cops said then they showed up with Shiny Toy GunsShiny.  So I ran.  “Come Back Kid!” one of them yelled.  I came back and I was histerical so he told me “Silent Civillian!” then he asked where the fire was.  I said, “Past the school, behind the Metro Station and Between the Trees.”  They asked me to tell them where the school was.  I shouted, “NEVER!”  “Nevershoutnever to me!” the cop said.  So I was like okay and I said, “uhh The Academy Is …  over there.” And I pointed Three Doors Down. Then I kept walkin and met my friend Norma Jean.  She was eating Cake and on her way back from The Audition.  She gave me The Secret Handshake and told me all about the Secret Lives! Of the Freemasons.  Then asked if I wanted to go watch The Devil Wears Prada over at Lydia’s house.  So we walked to Evergreen Terrace were she lived and passed some hobos that were As Tall As Lions.  They were all wearing Plain White T’s and holding signs that said “Will go Bowling For Soup.”  So we gave them 2 Cents. Turns out they used to be Millionaires and Celebritys but lost it all.  I recognized one of them as one of the wrestlers form The Legion Of Doom and said, “I know him! He Is Ledged!” and another guy was last yeard MLB Rookie Of The Year.  They told us about their Simple Plan to get their money back.  They were Waiting For Autum to assemble a Band Of Thieves.  These Thievesandvillians were gonna make the Black President  Surrender The Dance Floor or else they would make a Panic! At The Disco and there would be Blood On The Dance Floor. 

I told them, “You are a bunch of All-American Rejects. You should Set Your Goals a little higher.”  Then one of them grabbed me and said, “You’re just a bunch of New Kids On The Block.  We The Kings, The Kings of Leon park (that’s the hobo park they lived in) will not take this!  If you or your Offspring Say Anything Against Me!, once I’m done Flogging Molly and watching the Mayday Parade , I’m gonnna beat you not once, not twice, but Thrice.  Then I’ll make you eat Red Hot Chili Peppers and then put Poison in The Well, and throw you in a Puddle of Mud then gut you like a Reel Big Fish! COBRA STARSHIP!”  He was a little crazy.  Then I yelled “you’re nothing but a bunch of Violet Femmes!”  and I told Norma to blow him a Kiss to distract him.  Then I kicked him in Deez Nutz.  I know it was a Cheap Trick but I will Strike Anywhere if it Saves the Day.  All of a sudden the CIA came in to bust them.  “Ready Aim Fire!” they said.  Then one said “Wait! There are Kids In The Way!” so instead they released an elephant to stomp the hobos.  “Attack Attack!” they yelled but the elephant went crazy.  “Cage the Elephant!” one yelled.  Then they sent in a bunch of Blackhawk helicopters and blew everything up.  “Im hit!  Get me The Medic Droid.” I said.  The medic robot said, “just be calm and Breathe Carolina.” I was like “WTF my names not Carolina.”  Then he said it was Too Days Too Late.  Now As I Lay Dying I watch as the Sky Eats Airplane.  I watch Explosions In The Sky and hear  The Sound of Animals Fighting.  My life, It Dies Today.  I wasn’t a bad kid.  Its not like I Set My Friends On Fire.  I did do some bad things and this was an All Time Low in my life but With Blood Comes Cleansing.  From First To Last I was sure that this was all just a bad joke.  Like a bunch of Scary Kids Scaring Kids just for fun.  But I was wrong.  As all of my Senses Fail I think about Barenaked Ladies.  I mean uhhh…. I think about why Boyslikegirls and about mewithoutyou and how sad I’ll be.  Its all so Sublime as I enter into this  Nirvana.  This was my Darkest Hour and In Passing I just want to say “Goodbye Elliot”  just dome kid in my gym class.  He was one of the true Gym Class Heros.  I fall asleep to a Static Lulliby and now I’m a Dead Poetic kid.  My Collective Soul has found  New Found Glory in heaven.  So Bring Me The Horizon!  I’ll always be Forever the Sickest Kids.

“Marylin Is Dead!” yelled the robot medic.  Stupid robot my names not Marylin either.

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