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HALEY THE CUBBY SCOUT.[[AKACUNT]]
Errrrm. I like neon stuff, and rainbows, and horror movies(esp. b-movies, and zombie flicks), I'm an artist. I like to paint and sketch and make little whoozy-dingits out of random stuff. Uhhhhm. I use really weird analogies and terms a lot. I like to pretend I'm pregnant when guys hit on me so that they will stop. I have a mustache tattoo inside my finger, a heart on my wrist and "cunt" in my lip. Errrrm. When I grow up I want to be a body modification artist. I don't date, so don't try. ^_^
I need some advice.
I'm going to this totally epic skate party called Robstock out in the middle of the woods right here off and me and my friends have all decided we're gonna do as the bitchin' folks do and camp out in a tent and get crunk..... We're putting our tent up on the roof of the building though.... We need a totally gnarly name to spray paint on our tent, can you do me a solid and hook me up with some righteous ideas. You will be greatly rewarded with an imaginary high-five.... All this could be yours.
The Game. ^_^
RULE 1: You are always playing the game. RULE 2: When you think of the game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced[tobringotherpeopledownwithyouofcourse] You just lost the game homes.
A Tragic Yummy Death.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Sex while wearing toe socks.
Well at first I thought that it would be just another fun experience, seeing how I'm amused by the thought of things like this. I was disappointed... The warmth of the toes was too intense and the friction-y weirdness got to me.... I don't know. It's just a super huge bummer that two things that are so amazing just can't go together... -sniffle- It can never be. I'm sorry if the visual disturbs you, but come on. Seriously try ad tell me you're not a little curious how it feels to have sex with toe socks on... Well. Never mind.
I am Boycotting Bleu Cheese.
Yezzir, this is gonna happen. Bleu cheese... Really people? Why would you purposely get cheese all yucky and moldy and slimy, and the EAT IT?! What the hell is wrong wiff people? It makes me sort of sad really... Do you think that the perfectly good cheese should be doomed to get all yucky before it's eaten? I don't think it's fair at all. How does the cheese feel about this? Hmmm? HMMM?! Just think about it. -_-;;
macks
hi:) whats up? I am a member of the group called
"UnderDying" Metalcore Post Hardcore
www.purevolume.com/underdyingband
thanks, have a good day!
posted Aug 07
martin
hi:) I recommend listening to this pop punk rock
band called "At Breakfast
http://www.purevolume.com/atbreakfast
posted May 30
symms
*HOLA SOMOS SYMMS, UNA BANDA HC PUNK MELODICO,DE UN
PEQUEÑO PUEBLO LLAMADO JAUREGUI A 6 KMS DE LUJAN Y A
65 DE BUENOS AIRES. TE QUEREMOS INVITAR A QUE PASES
SIN COMPROMISO A CONOCER UN POCO LO QUE
HACEMOS. *HI WE'RE SYMMS,A HC-PUNK BAND FROM
JAUREGUI, BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA AND WE'D LIKE TO
INVITE YOU TO KNOW A BIT MORE ABOUT
US. AUDIO: http://www.purevolume.com/symms MSN
: symms_punk2@hotmail.com FOTOLOG: http://www.
fotolog.com/symmspunk MUCHAS GRACIAS DESDE
YA!!! THANKS A LOT!!!! MUITO O'BRIGADO!!! SymMs
posted May 19
ZIPPER
haha yup anyways how are you?
posted May 13
ZIPPER
im not lame lol
posted May 11
well nothing special to me. i just cant wait for the
weekend (:
posted May 11
xxxposerxxx
thanks 4 the undercardi meet it here
posted May 10
hey, thanks for the add
posted May 08