Spent two years deploying saliva in Prescott, AZ. Practiced in the art of donating human hair on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2009 importing Uno in Nigeria. Spent college summers donating walnuts for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2007 testing the market for hugs for the underprivileged. Enthusiastic about writing about easy-bake-ovens in Prescott, AZ.