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Discovering new bands is a great thing for me. Music has helped me solve all my problems in life so far. I live, breathe, sleep, eat and survive on music.
It's Not a Scene, It's an Arm's Race
Fall Out Boy's new album is going to be SOO different! It'll be great though, their new song is fucking awsome! I love it! Anyway, now I'm counting down the days until its release, ya-hoo!
Living Wills
Living Wills..........be careful in their use
While I was watching the NFL playoff games one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.
True or False?
These are all SUPPOSE to be true.... Maybe some are?
1.apples, not caffine, are more efficient at waking up in the morning.
2.alfred hitchcock didn't have a bellbutton
3.a pack a day smoker will lose approximatly 2 teeth every 10 years.
4.people do get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5.when you sneeze, all bodily functions stop-even your heart
6.only 7%of the population are lefties
7.40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute
8.babies are born without knee caps. they don't appear until they are 2-6
years old
9.the average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
(if married, alot longer)
10.the toothbrush was invented in1498
11.the everage housefly liver for 1 month
12.40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
13.a coat hanger is 44 inches long when straitened.
14.the average computer user blinks 7 times a minute
15.your feet are bigger in the after noon than the rest of the day
16.most of us have eaten a spider in out sleep
17.the real reason ostrichesstick their head in the sandis to search for
water
18.the only 2 animals that can see behind itselfs without turning it's head
are the rabbit and the parrot.
19.john travolta turned down the starring roles in"an officerand a
gentleman" and "tootsie"
20.Michael jackson owns the rights to the south carolina state anthem
21.in most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22.Prince Charles and Prince Willian never travel on the same airplane just
in case there is a crash.
23.the first harley davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for
a carburetor.
24.most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women
who give birth. they are reused in veim transplant surgery
25.humphrey bogart was related to Prince Diana. they were 7th cousins.
26.if coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
Calling in Sick
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is
staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass going to work today."
supaflydan
Hey, if you like new music check out ANH!
posted Jul 01
XDropDeadSammaX
hek yea, red vs. blue is so funny! lol \"its not red,
its a lightish pink!\" and btw, the epi u quoted from
is my favorite epi!
posted Apr 01
XDropDeadSammaX
omg! u\'ve heard of theAudition?? wow, not many have
but i luv em too! red vs. blue user, and from
wisconsin? too much i can relate to right there :P lol
posted Apr 01