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28 Days Later....The Bill Cosby micro series

Ok so anyways, i was like just minding my own business when, you will not believe this, Bill Cosby comes out of nowhere and pinches my face cheeks, ok. Then he said that the look on my face is so priceless that no words can express how much jello puding that i would have to endure in order to kill my self so that he would leave me alone. After that incident he walked away and i went on with my life until 28 days later it happened agian. This time Bill Cosby came back and he was with a massive army of people infected with this thing called Jel-rage. It seems that all the Jello pudding in the world went away, just vaporized in the air and Bill Cosby had a fit, but not just any fit, a Jello pudding withdrawl fit that brought the apocalypse of the Earth and the end of days. If you came in contact with Bill Cosby he would bite you and you would become enraged and so there I was facing the horror that is Bill Cosbys' army of vass pudding lacked humans. Bill Cosby then said to me, you see, i went home one day and opened the refrigerator because that's where my wife, Camile, puts the jello pudding. NOW, i open the fridge and there is none there and i say to my wife Camile, I say Camile, where on Earth is the Jello pudding? Then she says she dosn't know.and I say it must be in the pantry so I go to the pantry and you know what I find? Nothing but a can of beets and some rice cakes, but no jello pudding. So i say to my wife Camile, I say Camile, where is the jello pudding it's not in the pantry, its not in the fridge and its not in the pantry so where on Earth can it be? She says she dosen't know and i say it can only be in this one place if its not in the pantry and its not in the fridge it has to be there. So i went to the place where I put a secret stash of my jello pudding and its so secret i cannot even tell you now, thats how secret it is. So i go there and guess what?

To be continued.

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